John “the senate” Diamond

R Ω R. professional scarer. Big fan of ketchup on hotdogs.

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we’re in the middle of the west side of Chicago pal. lose the boots.

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lost a ball on 1, kept this beauty through the rest of the round.

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@Sofia50020Sofia my sexuality. gay ahh fits

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watching game of thrones for the first time. if tyrion ever dies i will kill myself

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hey siri play dirty diana by mike jack, thanks sweetheart. #imback

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would you rather work for Dunder Mifflin, or Valley Forge Auto? same characters.

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me going to wake up my mom after throwing up all over my carpet and sheets at 3:99am

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Mind if a white boy speak a lil espanol on this friday night? #LANK

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Is it crazy to say that Id rather watch pro Rocket League than pro MLB baseball?

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@Hoopss cheating on savannah with any woman ever

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love that phillip rivers is playing but bro looks like he moans a little when he throws.

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lowkey there’s an elephant in the room too. gonna have to bite the hand that feeds me.

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was gonna start building rome today but, there’s two birds in my way and i only have one stone.

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@pixelprayer out of beer

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she put 2 hands on my 1 hand weiner. i think i fell in love tonight.

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Is this the first ever beer at the kids table?

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This post Thanksgiving meal zyn is gonna hit like crack.

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Eating cold pizza is like jerking off from memory.

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@BreastLoverDan Dan,

You just don’t want it bad enough. Beer and dogs are man’s best friends.

With love,

John

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Might get ridiculously blacked tonight. Missing the 29 fallen on the SS Edmond Fitzgerald like a muh.

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Jesus dude i feel like i should be put down. Hell of a friday night.