John Locke

I'm a black and white kinda guy.

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

@jack_shephard_ I have my ways ;)

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

Old Locke: Daddy Issues New Locke: Mommy Issues. It's a whole brand new world people.

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

Hey @clairelittleton, what did the 5 fingers say the face?

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

I would trust Benjamin. I doubt he'd ever do anything behind my back. #LOST

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

Remember when Jacob died from a little stab wound? What a pansy. #LOST

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

Hmm, I'm a little hung up about this teacher.

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

Helen was big about walking, probably because her ex-husband was a shoes sales man. Glad she's happy now. #LOST

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

@hugo_reyes more importantly, how did you get out of the car?

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

@smokemonster You're lookin' good.

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

Hi my name is john CHUGAGAGACHUGAGAGAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Locke.

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

The New Locke, bigger, better and still bald.

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

My Zombie costume just confused a lot of people yesterday.

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

Sue Sylvester knows how LOST ends.

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

I'm the real Locke. Jesus, I bet even Slim Shady didn't have to deal with this much confusion. #LOST

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

People: Do not follow any other Locke than me...you might be getting tricked. #LOST

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

Jacob says "help me" and now I'm going to kill him. Dr. Kevorkian is back and ready to assist! #LOST

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

I'm the new Dr. Emmett Brown bitches. #LOST

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

It's cool that alexsmokey has my back, but really, what else can happen to me? #LOST

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

Yes. Yes I am bad ass. #LOST

[John Locke @John_Locke_]

@brunablack If I were Romeo and you were my Juliet, you'd probably just die of cancer rather than intense love.