UltimateVJ🌬🔥

Built from late nights, hard lessons, and clouds of smoke. I don't chase peace I create my own kind of madness. 🚬

[UltimateVJ🌬🔥 @john_monda58425]

"...Marijuana is
one of the safest,
therapeutically
active substances
known to man."

[Lola🌹 @is7661]

“At your age, what did you have?”

Me: Two expensive kidneys worth #100 million each and one strong heart worth #1.32 billion.

Me sef no small o.

[Jcute @fw_jcute]

They say money can’t buy happiness, and honestly, maybe that’s true. But if I’ve got money, I can buy weed, snacks, good music, and enough peace and quiet to forget I was looking for happiness in the first place.

[Nasty Tequila 🥃 @alhajitequila]

Do commercial s*x workers pray for clients?

[Who Am I @taiwooye123]

This person looks familiar
Who knows here?

[Queen Afia @_Queen_ADi]

Thanks to my mutuals & congrats to me 😭💜

[HENRY🍁 @Justkinghenry]

iPhone gadgets are very overhyped. I honestly don’t get the hype..especially the iPhone duo..samsung did it earlier

[𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅 𝑨𝒚𝒐✟🇨🇦 @Ayoinfinite01]

Hallelujah it’s a brand new day .
Come and be blessed 💯

[Splendid✨️💓👑 @Splendidwzh]

Once in a while, try dey bill me. I get bastard money.😂

[Pretty Jenny 👄 @Prettygurly_30]

She absolutely saw nothing 😄

[ᴏʀᴀᴄʟᴇ 🧙🏽‍♂️🗽 @oracle_nfa]

Now I see why a lot of devs want to onboard more of web2 users than web3 users.
Web2 is where the liquidity is and stays 🙂‍↔️😌😌

[@Nam..sharma @sharm42453]

At your lowest, who do you call ?

[Max @maxwell21200]

This my SMILE 😊 😁 no go put me for trouble

[Speaker @SpeakerNG1]

This scorpion looks gentle like her 😂

[Tariqbuilds_ @Tariqbuilds_]

You don't need a crowd. You need 5 people who actually pick up when you call. Build that circle and protect it.

[BlingzNew🙌🏾⚡️ @BliingzNew]

Which English word is mostly used by uneducated people?

Apart from allegedly.

[Jcute @fw_jcute]

My daily routine

Exercise
Smoke
Eat
Hustle
Smoke
Sleep
Smoke
Eat
Smoke

[Sultan of Port-Harcourt 🎖️ @spacefundz]

First Space to be promoted by X News in the history of Nigeria 🤣😩

[Who Am I @taiwooye123]

If you haven't tried this food combo I advise you to try it now

[mmiii @arjmxrell]

Looking back, I definitely could've been a little less dramatic, but what's done is done.

[Mud Logger @Themudlogger347]

@john_monda58425 Is there a time to smoke?