John Morrison

I am faster than 80% of all snakes and i am from Canada and i love it in the cold

[John Morrison @john_morrison11]

I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I’ve finished my milk

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I’ve been waiting for someone to make a statement like this for years https://t.co/DGVonoUFjk

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying. ~Arthur C. Clarke

[John Morrison @john_morrison11]

Are you ready to go to town on daddy’s nog

[John Morrison @john_morrison11]

Punching sheep gets you loads of sexual activity

[John Morrison @john_morrison11]

Wakey wakey eggs n bacy!
I'm a vegan. Wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

[ZSEVENVSEVENASEVEN @whosanto]

hate when girls suck on my fingers tryna be freaky i jus touched hella doorknobs u unhygenic hoe also this isnt my penis

[Sam @halaljew]

anime is like cocaine, i have friends who are super into it but i’ve seen what it’s done to their lives and i’m staying far away from it

[John Morrison @john_morrison11]

Hannah Milftana

[John Morrison @john_morrison11]

Hello my name is buddy the elf what's your favourite kink

[John Morrison @john_morrison11]

Being gay is hard, and now I am too just thinking about it

[John Morrison @john_morrison11]

Don't grope me over the internet

[John Morrison @john_morrison11]

@Tiamarie_nalani Clitoris*

[John Morrison @john_morrison11]

"It's not gay if your naked"
-my mother

[connor w @ward__24]

I get her hot Cheetos just to see her lick her fingers