John Adams Burner

Second President of the United States | Father of 6 | Federalist at heart | Anti-Stamp Act | Anti-slavery | Bookworm | Outdoor Enthusiast

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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equality ✊🤰

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Grad Party Mukbang at my place tonite. Meet me at 7 sharp

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@cjeilers @e_upah1 @lauren_paine23 Close the yearbook

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@Russia Bring back the Soviet Union 🇨🇺 🇲🇿 🇹🇩 🇷🇴

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@smart_MS3

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@smart_MS3 what’s good bro?? 😕

[marcus smart @smart_MS3]

Takes little “talent” to play defense. Takes a wholelotta “want to”. Get every 50/50 ball. If you’re not quik defensively—get strong. Strength hides weaknesses. Take charges. Be a gr8 teammate. Compete. Never be ok w losing. No one remembers the 2nd US President. Only the 1st.

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Just learned that my bus driver has been arrested thrice for kidnapping

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Beans

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@CarlosOKellysH1 @Walgreens @Walgreens

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Just switched out my car engine with an atomic bomb #goinggreen

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What does a guy have to do to get a prosthetic around here?

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Time to feed my diabetic meerkat

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Logging off for a little bit. Gotta go massage @Robert12586146’s bald

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As a wise man once said, “All the women in the world aren’t worth a goose drop to a flemish man”

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@realUncleChet He was after my time

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@espn This is why I’m the best president in history

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Come at me when you draft a Declaration of Independence 😤#accomplished #hardworkpaysoff

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I once slept in the same bed as Benjamin Franklin #notgay