banquet chicken can go to hell

Pompeii?

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

@BWWings can I dip my ballsack in the blazin sauce and then consume my ballsack violently like it’s the last supper?

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

#banquet chicken literally burst my appendix. I stg y’all be putting ICD 10 methamphetamines in the chicken because that shit has me curled up in a ball, listening to the hum of my microwave slow roasting my pet cat Buster for the whole 90 minute timer. #ihatebanquet

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

@stouffers your chicken is so vile. I feel like I’m eating a pigeon carcass every-time I purchase your nasty ass chicken. I’d eat Banquet chicken over your chicken, and Banquet chicken makes me Queef uncontrollably. #nomorestouffers #killthebanquetteam #applebees

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

@TGIFridays You boxed bone-in barbecue chicken gave my son terminal ass aids. I’d rather eat Banquet’s nasty ass chicken that’s been marinated in a heroine addicts piss than eat your vile ass chicken.

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

there are days when i only consume melted butter mixed with Gatorade powder out of sadness … god i miss my ex wife.

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

@AaronShedlock @Ninja @JessicaBlevins @TeamNINJA @adidasoriginals @Ninja can I bang your husband?🥴🤝

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

This didn’t age well🥴🤝

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

I'm upset right now because my neighbor's kid just took a biss on my front porch. When will they learn that you should never mess with an Islamic terrorist?🤦🏾‍♂️ #smh

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

@AnnLesbyPhD Shut. The. Actual. Fuck. Up.

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

@T_Stoopendous I am Rick Harrison & this is my pawn shop

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

@wolfofwallst Trappin like da Narcos

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

I refuse to let her do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

@johnadamsburner Who's Candice?

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

@Robert12586146 @johnadamsburner no. you disgust me.

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

my great grandfather is twitching on the floor and screaming "They're in the trees!" what should I do? his life alert has been beeping for the past 35 minutes.

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

I hate opening up my toilet lid to take a massive shart post-Chipotle, only to see that my 27 year old son dumped a whole box of Honey Bunches of Oats into the toilet bowl.🤬 #adopted

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

@CarlosOKellysH1 I think I made out with the same person😳

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

just saw 4 kids fortnite dancing on the side of the street, I made sure they ate the curb right after the caught these fucking hands. #squadwipe #notsorry

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

@Robert12586146 @johnadamsburner Robbie shut up right now.

[banquet chicken can go to hell @realUncleChet]

Anyone grab Abraham Lincoln's reboot card?