John Alan

investor, musician, songwriter and lyricist, standup comedian, podcaster, and champion powerlifter. Sometimes I get tired.

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@N8RealEstate Smells like money

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@lukemacduff @AbroadRebecca Is it the posting of something untrue, or is Trump a lying idiot who is purposely seeding confusion?

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@MAGAMichelleS69 It’s U.S. Marine Corps, you fake patriot MAGA buffoon.

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@JesseKellyDC What?! Are you
A) racist
B) ignorant
C) both

You’re just going to ignore that white people lost their minds because a Black American had the nerve to commit the act of Presidenting While Black.

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@DammitBits @BlackKnight10k It’s bots and the bamboozled.

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@elonmusk @PlanetOfMemes You’ll hardly find out if they are talented. You demonize everyone who is a non-European immigrant.

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@rubin_kd @KeneAkers Where I can I find footage of that focus group? I’d love to see it.

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@piptiegirl @rubin_kd @KeneAkers Where I can I find footage of that focus group? I’d love to see it.

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@markrobinsonNC You have no “hands on deck”. Your campaign staff has left you.

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@N8RealEstate @_MG42 Yep @N8RealEstate
Short term insurance rental can be profitable. I got an offer to take on an insurance tenant at my Portage Lakes house, but as you know, wanted to sell so I said no.

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@elonmusk There is value in education, @elonmusk . What is the wow factor here?

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@joncoopertweets Donald Trump. So he can lose to a Black woman.

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@sayitnspinit Well…

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@GayLatina4Trump @franklinisbored @LauraLoomer @KamalaHarris Ha! A black woman speaking Ebonics is pandering? 🤷🏽‍♂️😆

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@zeeemedia @EdKrassen Not in Springfield. This happened in Canton which is hours away on the other side of Ohio. This woman is also an American citizen, not one of the alleged Haitian pet-eaters.

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@ksorbs No. She’s simply an intelligent woman and your guy is a damned fool.

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@theficouple In general, yes, but where one lives will give nuance.

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@KenjiCapital @ThinkAppraiser How often do section 8 homes get inspected?

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@PaulWoods007 @seth_fin @elonmusk …and not knowing if there were multiple shooters or not.

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@ExpatriationLaw @Keith__REDMOND Where is the significant support for those of us who live overseas? What does the Republican/MAGA side of the political spectrum offer?