John Russell

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John Russell, ‘EARLEY’ at Hoffman Donahue Gallery, 99 Bowery, New York. Opens 6-8, Thursday 8th January. Come along if you’re here!!

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At airport about 2 hours early.

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Not necessarily a good start for a poem

There was a young woman from Hayes
Whose job involved having to paraphrase …

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O fuck

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Ozzy Forever!

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@AlexvFootball Letting him leave bcs he is injured all the time. Excellent player when fit

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What does a ‘Hot shot NYPD negotiator’ do the rest of the time - when they’re not negotiating?

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Still can’t get over that ending …!

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The end of ‘Tess of the D’Urbevilles‘ >>> fuckingJESUSFUVKINGCHRIST … absolutely amazing… and I even knew the fucking ending … heavy metal opera mind blowing …..imo

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On this day Jesus was born

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Err anyway. I was a bit pissed off in the end because I would have preferred the fillet rather than 4 quarter pounders . So the moral of this is

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Went thru well-known-fast-food outlet drive-thru bcs I fancied a fillet of fish and coke (no chips bcs I’m a fitness fanatic). I gave order and paid and moved on to final window when..,

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With about 5 Big Macs , fries, drinks and whatever was available bcs they knew you were McD worker. And then you had to get out quick with the bag before the supervisor noticed

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I often think about that time Danny Dyer was on a mad panel with Corbyn and Pamela Anderson and went on a furious rant about Brexit before delivering the most perfectly timed "twat" in history.

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