John Arvidson

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

It’s a miracle Miss Kitty kept her saloon open with all the free drinks she gave out and the furniture she continually needed to replace. #gunsmoke

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

Last week in Arizona and now in Winnipeg. 1900 miles and 70 degrees colder.

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

While passing through Kansas I stopped in a liquor store to buy liquor & mix. DENIED. Law does not allow booze and soda to be sold in same building.
#crazylaws

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

Jaw been hurting for three days now and I finally figured out what caused the pain. I've been chewing gum periodically. #gettingold

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

Been looking to find Hocus Pocus on antenna tv for the last two weeks and nothing is showing. Might be time to get Dish TV

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

Sorry I haven't tweeted in a while but I forgot how

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

Im now officially a Hawks basketball guy again. Go Hawks.

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Schmitty & Sons is Hiring! We are a transportation company that is looking for mechanics to join our team!

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

Stopped at a Mexican restaurant in Pelican Rapids to enjoy a toco salad. Waitress said, "no toco salad, only chicken salad". We left hungry

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

@foxnewspolitics

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

Caught a frog in a mouse trap. Do I have a mouse issue or a frog infestation?

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

Lost my glasses awhile ago and just found them under sheets at bottom of bed. Some things just can't be explained. #twilightzone

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

My wife has had one beer and already confused how many she drank. #SundayFunday

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

Watson ate a June bug last year and raw fish eggs this year at our annual fish trip. I ate fish

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

Cleaned windows at cabin yesterday. Bird kill count stands at two.

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

Watching an episode of "hoarders" and the first item she voluntarily tossed out was a vacuum. The irony.

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

While cleaning toilet mom got brush stuck. Dad would not allow use of any water in house until removed. 6 hrs later crisis resolved. #family

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

Today I shocked myself while changing a light fixture. Am I now more susceptible to lightning strikes? #grounded

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

My ass...I won't eat hummus. #guysweekend

[John Arvidson @johnarvidson2]

Putting in a dock tomorrow and it's snowing today. I'm nervous about the impact it will have on me physically and mentally. #shrinkage