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@Gdl_defy Is he that guy from Nantucket?

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@Katniss2024 @spencerpratt Microwave method: Place the noodles and seasoning in a microwave-safe bowl with about 2 cups of water. Microwave on high for 3–4 minutes, stirring halfway if possible. Let stand 1 minute before eating. (Texture is often better on the stove.)

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@farzyness It’s a cybercab with four steering wheels. Correctly spelled Farquad.

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@DrKnowItAll16 It looks like the Crunchwrap, which is usually what gives the tile definition, is gone. Tiles in front have completely lost it, further down tiles are in the process of losing it - thus the streaks. Below those the Crunchwrap is intact.

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@auren In the US, avoid flying on weekdays and weekends.

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@Real_Ames @th1_thr1 If liberals are “libtards”, are republicans “retards”?

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@BredsguardDalen It wasn’t because of the insult, it was that he didn’t like the kid telling better dad jokes.

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@wholemars He’s safe from getting banned. 🤔

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@SDembraski You sure it wasn’t your girlfriend’s ex?

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@elibrooks0 @th1_thr1 Heck No! Look at the size of it. It’s almost as big as Elon.

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@RYboating @th1_thr1 Really? From hear?

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@BrianRoemmele Please read the book out loud.

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@AMEND_DEMOCRACY @elonmusk Dude, stick to your democracy thing. They’ll disapate heat exactly the same way Starlink satellites do. Leave engineering to actual engineers.

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@ns123abc Just tell them he’s no longer the wealthiest billionaire. That will cheer them up.

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@ANewDemDeal @Beno10_MFC

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@Faheem_uh PhD in what, Art History?

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@NOELreports St. Petersburg, holy crap! Hopefully it’s safer in Tampa!

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@FutureAZA @farzyness Wow, calling him a liar? Have you heard of Hanlon’s razor? “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

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@AdamCSharp A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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@wholemars Tesla’s Texas bylaws now require 3% ownership to file derivative suits like that.