John Behlmann

Actor, Father, Taller

[Sera Gamble @serathegamble]

WHY HAVE A TV WRITER ON SET?

Since they already wrote the script (and rewrote it 8 times, and tweaked it after the table read)?

Glad you asked, here's a thread.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I got to see an early screening of CONFESS, FLETCH. It’s terrific. /1.

[John Behlmann @johnbehlmann]

@johnaugust @clmazin Precisely. Tis better to have subscribben and dropped, than never to have subscribben at all.

[John Behlmann @johnbehlmann]

@johnaugust on Scriptnotes Episode 560, after @clmazin beautiful coins the word “subscrobe”, he goes on to use past participle “has subscrobe”. I feel in my bones the proper form is surely “has subscribben”. Thoughts?

[John Behlmann @johnbehlmann]

Scheduled my vasectomy and bought my first pair of Crocs in the same day. Ensuring I’m sexually neutered inside and out.

[John Behlmann @johnbehlmann]

Dressed for success with @JaMorant for @hulu. Bless those mini-binoculars. You know I love a good a prop.

[Ja Morant @JaMorant]

Couchleisure™ by Ja Morant 🛋🖤💰
#fashion #HuluHasLiveTV @hulu #ad

[John Behlmann @johnbehlmann]

If you like Pina Coladas and are ‘into champagne’, why do you drink at a bar called O’Malley’s?