Silly Joel NYC

Being, doing, 'stuff.' earth, mostly

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

"I thought he was just doing a bit" -everyone after I die suddenly

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

I haven’t seen the movie but that’s a great name! Good enough to come out of retirement for.

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

Robert Pattinson should change his name to Robert Batman

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

At this point my family are just like old roommates. They saw me naked too many times and now we never talk

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

I DON'T use deodorant cuz I never lose my cool*

*leave the house

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

Cats! Nature's dogs

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

"how does he make all those wonderful toys?" -autistic joker

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

I'd love if people pointed to me and said "that guy doesn't care what anybody thinks" but only if I look cool

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

I feel like I always ruin sexting when I say "eggplant 100 was my father's name"

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

I can only speak for myself but by far the worst part of being president HAS to be playing golf

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

1st pass at shaving- get 90% of whiskers. 2nd- get 60% of the remaining 10% 3rd pass - 30% of sink is blood

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

"I don't know man. I never use my own stuff" -me when people ask where to follow me on social media

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

how are the schools in Margaritaville™?

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

from me and mine to you and yours, happy birthday Bob Marley!

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

@lisacfriedrich lol i could use a nu headshot

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

will I have to tip the bot that replaces you at your job?

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

Pants so comfortable you'll never have to wear them!

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

the wow reaction is the funniest thing on facebook in 5 years

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

Trying to make my own memes, so far they all just say "Shutterstock" am I doing this right?

[Silly Joel NYC @johnbuseman]

🎶u can't always get what society says u waaaaaaant 🎶

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Tonight
STONED Kath Barbadoro | Josh Castro
DRUNK Cody Greenlee | Dany Recio
SOBER Jered McCorkle | John Buseman
Tix https://t.co/AhPO9OKQ1h