John Carpenter

you know....the scary movie guy.

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

[David Lee Roth voice] I don’t feel tardy

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Garrick Higgo tells Marty Smith his argument to the rules officials post-round.

“I was on time, but late” is an instant HOF-er. Need a quote graphic on that pronto

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

@PlayStation “today’s auction is an exquisite collection of fine wines & whiskeys, antique furniture, luxury watches, rare coins, art masterpieces, and a 3 year old PS5”

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

This is how it feels to be a man in the waning days of your wife’s pregnancy

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

@TeeOffSports Would love to join.

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

@Evanryt yes. classic case of is it my favorite of their albums? no. but if i’m being honest, this is the one i hit play on the most

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

HBD, @montmillery. As usual for those who celebrate…,

https://t.co/XvARLJLFzs

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

made it to your mid 30s. happy birthday, @montmillery. And as always, we celebrate with some soaring @twiabp guitars

https://t.co/uFZvaq0kHB

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it!

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

happy october!

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

@mauduenn

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Poppy McIlroy converts the lengthy putt on No. 9! #themasters

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

yeah, they really “missed the boat”

[Chris DeVille @chrisdeville]

The existence of a Modest Mouse cruise is kinda awesome (not least of all because they got Mannequin Pussy for it) but the choice to not call it Float On OR Ocean Breathes Salty is a fumble

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

@TheMolteni That's why Miss State lost first round. Our team looks out for the fans and didn't want us paying those outrageous prices.

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

Can't unsee it...

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

@janecoaston most exhausting game i’ve ever attended. everyone left defeated that day.

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

What is ... the most iconic use of phone-a-friend? #Jeopardy!

[Rick Stansbury @CoachStansMSU]

Great win for Mississippi State.

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

@DaveyJ_ @daveweigel balatro

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

💔

[John Carpenter @johncarpenterr]

Happy 36th birthday, @montmillery. As we reflect on your life, crank this momentous @twiabp song to 10, and make evil afraid of evil’s shadow.

https://t.co/Q2qOJb9Gc0