John Coffey

[John Coffey @johnccoff]

@bananerrss All these people talking about cropping ears probably have dogs that had their nuts clipped too.

[John Coffey @johnccoff]

#navybestwhip parsons

[John Coffey @johnccoff]

I did it all for the nookie

[Squidward @tbhsquidwrd]

this is the first thing u hear when u enter the gates of hell http://t.co/ADLFjV54zF

[John Coffey @johnccoff]

There's always one asshole to ruin a good friday

[James Coffey @james_coffey20]

watching this address makes me want to punch the tv #ourpresidentisanidiot #gtfo

[Brotivation @Brotivational]

Yeah what the hell Bill Gates? #facepalm

[John Coffey @johnccoff]

Why bother working hard when you never see the benefits

[John Coffey @johnccoff]

Dimples 😍

[John Coffey @johnccoff]

“@babydocdo: Kurdish women, YPG, are fighting ISIS. No 72 virgins if killed by a woman! Lol #AmessagefromISIStoUS http://t.co/Gdemyrv0f0”

[John Coffey @johnccoff]

“@MikeWazNot_: I would retweet this a million times if I could http://t.co/W8zE4pag2U”

[John Coffey @johnccoff]

No good deed goes unpunished

[John Coffey @johnccoff]

It's so awkward sitting on a warm toilet seat

[John Coffey @johnccoff]

Can I just start over