John Cessna

Media producer, content strategist, recovering road comic. Purdue MFA, Michigan MBA, not the famous wrestler.

[John Cessna @johncessna]

"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end."

"Well, Biden, I went down and got it for you."

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@BlizzardCS will more neighborhoods be slowly opened in the future? I’m unable to see the other ones now

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Some say the scariest undead ghoul of all is this platform.

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Any further info @ATTHelp ?

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@ATTHelp question about wireless promos for iPhone 17 Pro Max. A couple weeks ago it looked like I could trade in my iPhone 13 Pro Max for $1100 and now only iPhone 14’s and above are eligible for $1100. Looks like my 13 Pro Max is only worth $700–when did that change?

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@DisneyPlusHelp The link you shared doesn’t work.

So my promotional price is ending a month earlier than it was supposed to?

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@DisneyPlusHelp Hello, I’m on a promotional rate through the end of November, but I’m getting a pop up saying my rate will go up (triple) at the end of October. Can you explain?
SUBSCRIPTION
Disney Bundle Duo Basic
PROMO PRICE
$2.99 per month
PROMOTION END DATE
November 27, 2025

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@BlindsDotCom hey gang, I sent you a DM with an issue. Hoping to hear back soon. Thank you.

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@Delta I’m flying with my wife and kids tomorrow, everyone has seats and is checking bags. I’m going to the airport early to return the car and they’re getting a ride later. Can I check all our bags before they show up or do they need to be there with me?

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@crashplan is it possible to back up an external drive but not the computer’s drive? I have a work laptop that I do not need backed up but an external drive that I do.

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@backblaze is it possible to backup an external drive but not the computer? I have a work laptop that I don’t need backed up, but a drive that I would like to back up.

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When I got my MBA we were reading all these Harvard Business Review cases about Xerox and US Steel, but never about small businesses like the lady who sells used mirrors on Facebook dressed as a ghost.

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Anamorphic aquarium.

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Happy 4th of July from this auto shop that exclusively works in German cars. 🎇

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@_JoeSeppi as a Penguins fan, I’m sorry you have to feel the pain of losing this angel

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Show me the peer-review.

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None of you has ever seen an F5?

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the dreams we had as children

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Happy Father’s Day.
I hope you had enough good parallel parking jobs to land you on the Nice list so the spirit of Bob Vila brings you a fresh pair of New Balances.

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@kj_brent @Casey this is a great idea

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@Casey I forgot about Facetime, great point. That's how I get to see my toddler during the day and even though most calls are her yelling, "NO DADA BYE BYE", I can't give it up.