John Clarke

Former music/ ents hack. Creative Industries education. All about that bass; no treble.

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

@ETimsNet Same tactics as the last twice we’ve played them and we still have no answer. No Plan B. Only Jota and Schlupp look like they know any other way to play, and we’re hardly ever getting them the ball down that side.

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

Oh no. This is an absolute disaster

[Variety @Variety]

Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue Velvet” and “Mulholland Drive” and network television with “Twin Peaks,” has died. He was 78. https://t.co/T2GOao28ux

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

@POferriesupdate Booking number: POONQNO371KZV

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

@POferriesupdate No, I bought the tickets several hours after the sailing was cancelled, though obviously I didn’t know this at the time. I bought a flexi ticket so have now changed to Monday but that’s not ideal and the fact remains I was able to book for a cancelled ferry

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

I wonder whether Gheorghe Hagi ever took a penalty against Peter Schmeichel? Would make for a good pub quiz question if he did …

[Golazo Show Romania @GolazoShowRo]

Ianis Hagi gol penalty Celtic - Rangers #ianishagi #hagi #rangers

[Chuck D @MrChuckD]

I wrote Dont Believe The Hype off reading him in the 80s

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

@OnThisDeity Ordered 👍

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

Tuchel is crazy. Only winning a tournament will pacify their fans and that ain’t happening, even with him in charge. The most poisoned chalice in world football. Hope they’re paying him well, he’s in for a rough ride.

[England @England]

Thomas Tuchel. Our #ThreeLions head coach from 2025. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

No learning = no change
#celtic #UCL

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

Full-time

#DortmundCeltic | #UCL | #CelticFC🍀

[Saints Fans Supporting Foodbanks @fsfperthsaints]

@CelticFCSLO @CelticFC fans. If you're coming to the game, any small Foodbank donation would be really appreciated. Thanks in advance

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

What a shambles @sqanews. As if this isn’t already stressful enough for young people

[Qualifications Scotland @sqanews]

We are working urgently to resolve an issue impacting candidates who signed up to receive their results by email only. #SQAresults

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

@sqanews My daughter’s results haven’t come through although all her friends’ have. Does this mean there’s a problem with her MySQA registration or is it possible they’ll still come through by email or text?

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

“I am filled with happiness and I will never retire.” #davidlynch

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Yes, I have emphysema from my many years of smoking. I have to say that I enjoyed smoking very much, and I do love tobacco - the smell of it, lighting cigarettes on fire, smoking them - but there is a price to pay for this enjoyment, and the price for me is emphysema. I have now quit smoking for over two years. Recently I had many tests and the good news is that I am in excellent shape except for emphysema. I am filled with happiness, and I will never retire.

I want you all to know that I really appreciate your concern.

Love,

David

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

Man, I hope he can find a way to still work remotely but a film or TV series feels like a stretch now. So sad

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

David Lynch has revealed that he suffers from emphysema and can now only work remotely from his home → https://t.co/tzN9Vmyw4w

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

@melldoom But it’s alright because this year we’ll get the opportunity to get pumped in eight champions league games instead of six, so Kerching

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

This is exactly how it is. Very apt metaphor #celtic

[DESMOND_OUT @StenFluffman]

This is the very nonsense that will make Lawwell put away the cheque book. We are fighting against a crippled opponent, so we need to cut our own limbs off to make it competitive

[John Clarke @johnclarke1]

Thanks @TicketmasterCS. Kicked out of the queue after waiting 25 minutes because you suddenly decided I was a bot. Told me to fill in a Captcha that didn’t exist to get back in. Rinse and repeat. Had to use a different device and was sent to the back of the queue. Brilliant 👏