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I’m done with this place, I thought it was cool, but it’s gone super weird. So long suckers

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@RealDMitchell just curious - we’re watching Migration and the boys are loving it, but did they do something to your magnificent voice? You sound ever so slightly different. I know you’re portraying a superchill yoga duck, but even still

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Loving the fact that the pork pie in my fridge will outlive this Tory government

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@bbcquestiontime The first question asked about how to tackle the cost of living crisis. When an audience member mentioned Brexit, she was told you would come back to that, and was subsequently ignored. Why does the BBC continue to censor the effects of Brexit?

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

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@bazzledazzle Table 5 - Moon Under Water in Watford. Vodka, cider and Stella please, will pay it forward 😘

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@bazzledazzle Stewart Lee nailing it again. Thanks for sharing bro

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@subfocus Just love your track “Off the ground” it gets us all pumped and dancing. I’m a Dad to two boys, 7&5. We all really love your music!

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Umm UK - probably time for a change

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Trust in government (% of population):

🇨🇭 Switzerland: 83.78%
🇱🇺 Luxembourg: 78.02%
🇫🇮 Finland: 77.54%
🇸🇪 Sweden: 68.79%
🇳🇴 Norway: 63.61%
🇩🇰 Denmark: 63.54%
🇮🇪 Ireland: 62.34%
🇦🇹 Austria: 61.05%
🇨🇷 Costa Rica: 60.01%
🇵🇹 Portugal: 58.92%
🇧🇪 Belgium: 57.24%
🇲🇽 Mexico: 52.88%
🇮🇸 Iceland: 51.53%
🇳🇿 New Zealand: 51.39%
🇿🇦 South Africa: 50.90%
🇪🇪 Estonia: 50.85%
🇨🇦 Canada: 50.67%
🇦🇺 Australia: 49.91%
🇳🇱 Netherlands: 47.23%
🇷🇺 Russia: 45.70%
🇸🇮 Slovenia: 45.07%
🇭🇺 Hungary: 44.19%
🇮🇱 Israel: 43.96%
🇰🇷 South Korea: 43.38%
🇫🇷 France: 43.35%
🇯🇵 Japan: 43.15%
🇹🇷 Türkiye: 42.60%
🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 39.48%
🇧🇷 Brazil: 39.16%
🇪🇸 Spain: 37.17%
🇮🇹 Italy: 35.43%
🇵🇱 Poland: 34.16%
🇨🇿 Czech Republic: 34.08%
🇺🇸 United States: 31.02%
🇱🇹 Lithuania: 30.38%
🇨🇴 Colombia: 29.68%
🇱🇻 Latvia: 29.46%
🇨🇱 Chile: 28.72%
🇩🇪 Germany: 27%
🇬🇷 Greece: 25.63%
🇸🇰 Slovak Republic: 21.5%

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@bazzledazzle Love it!!

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@bazzledazzle One of my all time faves!

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@bazzledazzle It’s barbecue season 😂🔥🔥🔥

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@bazzledazzle Dude just got flushed - jeez!

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

The polls are looking decent…

But I’m always shocked by how many people would still vote Conservative

Then I read this:

At the last election, “50% of those who voted Conservative had paid off the mortgage”

And then I wasn’t so shocked anymore.

https://t.co/rJY18QCbeB

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@RealTimVine It works though, doesn’t it? How many of us are now walking about muttering? Very clever, feel the need to buy a car I can’t pronounce

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@bazzledazzle @tasteslikemus1c @planetburgess @WadeyAlan @justniamh 🤣🤣🤣 can see myself doing that!

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@ladbible Brexit

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@ladbible Easy - Faith No More

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@bazzledazzle Pickled fnarr fnarr