johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent.

Hey im Johncliff, I work at Lobotomy corporation and I don't really know anymore
Alotta people despise me

[johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent. @johncliff415]

Hello, I am a level 4 agent of lobotomy corporation, I am often referred to in a sour manner, so I understand if you avoid me. Nonetheless I just wish to have a good time and make friends.

[johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent. @johncliff415]

//hey im here to announce that im probably merging jcs account with @KaraTerraph s for the event so it gets more traction, maybe forever. ill never deactivate though. dm interactions still welcome

[Lucky Loki ! @LuckyNuggetLoki]

// I do not really feel like interacting a lot for now, but I bookmarked the responses I need to answer!

// In the mean time, it's been a while since I did this, right? So lets see now 👀✨️

// For the ship part, I'm fine with multishipping with anyone who wants my boi!!

[johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent. @johncliff415]

@Midnighty233 Been seeing weird stuff in them, which indicates that bad stuff will probably happen.

[johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent. @johncliff415]

@slyugeo Sorry but pm micro drama matters more.

[johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent. @johncliff415]

@slyugeo @trucchioffice Yeah it's cool.

[johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent. @johncliff415]

@LcorpNugget_J @slyugeo //fun fact! Slyugeo caused johncliffs FIRST death at lcorp! Thankfully he is an undead. Might start a closed int w u with this!

[nemu.chan @nemunemuri_chan]

Many accounts are getting suspended lately
- Check your status on a shadowban checker (green/yellow/red)
- Green: Avoid hashtags for now
- Yellow: Ask green accounts for help (mentions/interactions)
- Red: Log out and don’t active acc for 1–3 days. Check your email

Stay safe!

[Next Science @NextScience]

Believe it or not, playful touch like squeezing your partner’s butt isn’t just fun—it can actually be good for your health. Physical touch stimulates the release of oxytocin, often called the “love hormone,” which helps reduce stress, lower blood pressure, and promote feelings of closeness and happiness. These hormonal benefits positively impact both mental and physical wellbeing.

Regular affectionate interactions, including playful or intimate gestures, also help strengthen emotional bonds. Feeling connected to your partner not only improves relationship satisfaction but has real physiological effects, supporting heart health, reducing inflammation, and boosting immune function over time.

Experts emphasise that these small acts of touch are a natural way to encourage emotional intimacy while promoting overall wellness. Incorporating playful physical affection into your relationship is a simple, fun, and scientifically supported way to improve your mood, strengthen your bond, and support your long-term health.

[isabell the forgotten gardener (parody) @Issacvibing]

//going to stop talking and whatnot on this until the shadow ban stuff is over if this is still standing After like 15 hours from now I’ll make an alt for y’all to follow. For now if you want to talk friend me on discord

[Midnight (Parody) @Midnighty233]

Kissing. only with Jc.

[johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent. @johncliff415]

@basilctrlteam //hop on rogue instead, we have freshies to wipe.

[johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent. @johncliff415]

[So get away, another way to let yourself know, and let yourself go~]

//lyr

[johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent. @johncliff415]

@RaintownRan Oh hey. Finally someone normal probably.

[johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent. @johncliff415]

I'm.. So uegh.

Theres a reason why I'm never around you lot.

You're all just having ALMOST sex 24/7. So I stay at home with midnight. It's nicer that way.

[johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent. @johncliff415]

@centralteamkev @Tiffany_LobCorp @covetusly55 [Simple tap on the shpulder and kevin is engulfed in flames! its much better this way.]

[johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent. @johncliff415]

YOU.

@Tiffany_LobCorp YOU.

[johncliff - a """"normal"""" agent. @johncliff415]

@Midnighty233 //whens the marriage atp

[Cynthus (parody) @cynthenugget]

{I just don’t understand, I don’t understand at all…}

Muttering the sentence over and over, they clench their neck, shoulders tense. They could barely contain their shivers, growing colder.

Perhaps, there were just somethings that cannot be fixed.