Jack Dane

Author, Writer ⬇ PhD in English ⬇ Master's in Creative Writing ⬇ Coffee is God's Greatest Gift ⬇ US Army Vet

[Jack Dane @johnd8256]

@pourmecoffee you're going to pass on Cowpunk? :)

[Jack Dane @johnd8256]

@Jami_USA @Target I have a CC permit, I don't think they can disarm me. I might only beep on the way out..

[Jack Dane @johnd8256]

@yamapfaff @Jami_USA @DailyCaller If it happens to my daughter the Headline will read Transgender shot with Glock in Target.

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@onlyarianna @SKRIBBLES07 @camp4sej @BilldeBlasio Jeez Arianna. Keep that kind of talk up and no one will vote for Hillary :)

[Jack Dane @johnd8256]

@MissFuzzball @AnewTrackrecord let's get the pc'ers emailing :)

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@Eat_shit_obama Hope he gets booted from the NFL. Then he won't have money for bodyguards and he can wait for Police to help his sorry ass.

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@MissFuzzball @AnewTrackrecord Hmmm that's interesting. I have a LOT of PC friends, time to start suggesting to Rovio..

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@Jami_USA I C lol

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@HillaryClinton @RodfromCranston It would be nice to see one of you leftist fuckers use the military. Benghazi, Daesh, somewhere.

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@Jami_USA really Jami? H8 saves you so much time? 2 letters? LOL

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@MissFuzzball @AnewTrackrecord 164 Days until Xmas...

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@PolitiBunny when I pee, I stand alone. Every time.

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@MissFuzzball @AnewTrackrecord any allergies ma'am? Avian? Logs? Big rubber bands?

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@MissFuzzball @AnewTrackrecord Yes, Doctor. I have several joints that need replacements. No not an accident. Angry Birds. Hello? Hello?

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@Rikki5582 The goal is to completely screw anyone trying to get through Manhattan at lunch hour. Orange idiot /sigh

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@MissFuzzball @AnewTrackrecord LMFAO! You are hilarious :)

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@Jami_USA It's getting bad! Someone offered me $1000 for my hand earlier today..

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@MissFuzzball @AnewTrackrecord lol one simply admits he/she (in this case she..) has a problem and gently sets down the device. :)

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@MissFuzzball @AnewTrackrecord I get too mad when I play angry birds.. My 5 year old Grandson always beats me.