John Coons

Thinking about how AI, Application Platform Monitoring APM, ImageAnalytics, Encryption, KeyManagement change our world

[John Coons @johndcoons]

This is the Ai equivalent of Martin Luther nailing his his 95 thesis to the door of All Saints' Church and Stadtkirche in Wittenberg Germany that formed the basis of the Protestant Reformation. If you want a peek inside to see how Ai initiatives and companies will fail or succeed in the future, read this for insights and pass it to anyone that you don't want left behind: https://t.co/FJIOcKcvo4

[John Coons @johndcoons]

Saw 8 reasons [https://t.co/8Z4DmsX1mh] by @TheObsGuy. Re: '𝙗𝙞𝙜 𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩' comment inside '𝘽𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨'. In violent agreement! Everyone that reads the "But there are positives" paragraph about OTel will save $$$

[John Coons @johndcoons]

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[John Coons @johndcoons]

And to all Ericas, when you get home from work today, here is some Mosey and Wobble for the kids/nephews/nieces/grandkids. It will help them better understand, judge, and eventually build the Ai products they growing up alongside today. https://t.co/RuJCAhYeqA

[John Coons @johndcoons]

Hi Erica at https://t.co/ViAmj0jrhW store #2586. Your system "accidentally" emailed to me this customer's receipt. Please let corporate know https://t.co/clpy1DLDzU can provide leading edge Ai SRE DevOps break/fix help using the NASA Jerry troubleshooting framework (https://t.co/gRC3aRo5Su). Jerry helps you Refuse the Flatness! To learn about refuse the flatness, see https://t.co/GDOjr24mC1)

[John Coons @johndcoons]

Hi Erica at https://t.co/ViAmj0jrhW store #2586. Your system "accidentally" emailed to me this customer's receipt. Please let corporate know https://t.co/clpy1DLDzU can provide leading edge Ai SRE DevOps break/fix help using the NASA Jerry troubleshooting framework (https://t.co/gRC3aRo5Su). Jerry helps you Refuse the Flatness! To learn about refuse the flatness, see https://t.co/GDOjr24mC1)

[John Coons @johndcoons]

This is the Ai equivalent of Martin Luther nailing his his 95 thesis to the door of All Saints' Church and Stadtkirche in Wittenberg Germany that formed the basis of the Protestant Reformation. If you want a peek inside to see how Ai initiatives and companies will fail or succeed in the future, read this for insights and pass it to anyone that you don't want left behind: https://t.co/c7GjaCRnVh

[John Coons @johndcoons]

I'd love to see the United Club signup metrics after UAL's "headphones mandatory" announcement

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

Using headphones is no longer just considered proper etiquette, it's now a requirement on United Airlines flights. United says passengers who use speakers and refuse to wear headphones could be removed from flights and even face a lifetime ban.The airline says travelers who don't have headphones can request a free pair from flight attendants.

[John Coons @johndcoons]

If you have a clearance, read: A Dozen Years, Same Problem: When Being Right Costs More Than Being Accurate https://t.co/EMzu7Z1aip via @LinkedIn

[John Coons @johndcoons]

Here is a free Chaos Engineering stack that generates OpenTelemetry data you can use to test your Ai monitoring systems. GitHub link from: https://t.co/Zw7Ld5L4Ox Seeking established system integrators, Ai & application providers that would be delighted to have an additional revenue stream from their existing customer base. Not seeking or paying signup/setup fees - this is an existing platform that you can use to create a new LOB. Target market is DevOps and SREs. https://t.co/clpy1DLDzU

[John Coons @johndcoons]

See image search & redaction at LEHS forum 1/28/26 https://t.co/J40bCm2ZLP NRO/Westfields Chantilly, VA

[John Coons @johndcoons]

Love the default screen background and file path color Microsoft gives Linux WSL. Annoying.

[John Coons @johndcoons]

🚨 Heading to NCSI Law Enforcement & Homeland Security Forum & Expo?

Meet redactX and discover how automated document redaction helps agencies protect sensitive data, ensure compliance, and streamline workflows.

✅ Schedule your meeting today: https://t.co/B6YI37kOOq

Not registered yet? More on the event: https://t.co/SdZ8478Y3p

[John Coons @johndcoons]

Same problem!! This PC https://t.co/ZZexBwHbdV https://t.co/kBJQ6oyRGT as configured here cannot support 64 GB RAM: Same for Empowered PC https://t.co/z6YSDgEjLi and Cardinal PC https://t.co/EPu7hVMAWT. How about warning your buyers that both Amazon and HP have agreed this configuration is not supported by HP.

[John Coons @johndcoons]

Hey @ajassy, NOTCOOL! resellers like PCOnlineUS are invalidating @Amazon customer PC warrantees by putting 64GB RAM in HP OMEN 16Ls ONLY designed for 32GB (https://t.co/yiuKAGecr3). Mine crashed when Teams opened (though some might consider this a feature/benefit). HP could not fix & their reimaging fails. Consider using your AI to compare every PC factory spec to seller’s listing. https://t.co/DxfHI06KYQ

[John Coons @johndcoons]

@dcwater your bills go to spam & risk class action suit because lawyers could wrongly accuse you of mis-delivery to generate late fees. This from @perlexity_ai or ping me for text copy.

Hey @SendGrid & @dcwater want easier way spot application and cloud problems without having to make dashboards? See the @ImmersiveFusion demo

[John Coons @johndcoons]

Something @grok could do: Amazon PC sellers, like PCOnline US, and Empowered PC (image below), are making 64GB PC's out of 32GB base product that cannot accommodate 64GB of ram. (https://t.co/yiuKAGecr3 - expand where it says "View Full Specifications").

It is not HP's fault that these PC's will freeze under certain circumstances and it voids the HP warrantee. If grok parsed all PC's configurations for sale in Amazon & compared the manufactures specs, grok could be a "check it before you buy it and wreck it" purchasing advisor.

[John Coons @johndcoons]

Prepping for the 16th Annual Billington Cybersecurity Summit starts tomorrow and thinking about the many ways to reduce exposure surfaces we don't consider. Received an ad for locking down MCP servers that didn't touch where the LLM's they wanted to secure were given access. AI that only receives inputs and provides humans with actionable plans that are documented is very different from AI systems granted administrative rights. Tomorrow I'm interested in how IT Operations can be enhanced through ABAC applied to MCP/LLM and how document/video system outputs can be secured through redaction. #FOIA #ZTA #ZeroTrust #redaction

[John Coons @johndcoons]

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[John Coons @johndcoons]

I'll be attending the amazing 16th Annual #Billington CyberSecurity Summit 9/9. Let me know if you're planning to attend so that we can say Hi. Last time at Billington I asked if the CISO presenter had considered LLM's might be creating near compartment syndrome (GPT was new and people were giving away data by entering public queries). This time asking about reducing footprint via #ZeroTrust #FOIA #redaction @RedactXsoftware! 👋
Or register now and join me at the event! https://t.co/M9XjCzVoss

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