Mr D

Dad of two, husband, key stage 1 teacher and kids football manager. will be tweeting nothing but junk and thoughts that should stay in my head.

[Mr D @johndev82]

Do I really have to update the nation everyday, it’s a real pain in the arse........’You could say you have the virus boss’.......Excellent, tell them that, hey anyone remember the Netflix password? #CoronaLockdown #Boris #CovidUK

[Mr D @johndev82]

Do I really have to update the nation everyday, it’s a real pain in the arse........’You could say you have the virus boss’.......Excellent, tell them that, hey anyone remember the Netflix password? #CoronaLockdown #Boris #CovidUK

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Incredible show of appreciation and solidarity for our NHS staff on my street and streets across the country tonight.

#ClapForOurCarers #ClapForNHS

[Tommy Corbyn @TommyCorbyn]

It was Dad's last PMQs as Labour leader today. People will never know how close we came to having a truly decent man, who would've looked out for every single one of us, in the top job and the possibilites for a better world that would have come with it.

[Mr D @johndev82]

Fin’s science morning looks like a scene from ‘Breaking Bad’. @hatsarah @GarswoodPrimary #HomeschoolinguK #ScienceFromHome #scientist #StHelenstogether

[Mr D @johndev82]

@Lord_Sugar And the end of the world! Cheers😃😃

[Mr D @johndev82]

@GarswoodPrimary @KBrown1990 Don’t forget most teachers are also off with their children competing tasks and learning with their own children.

[Mr D @johndev82]

@GarswoodPrimary #joewicks @MrsHattersley it’s begun! #StayAtHomeSaveLives

[Mr D @johndev82]

@Tim__Jackson Have you seen the list. It’s basically everyone😂

[Mr D @johndev82]

Comment of the day - “well I’m bringing my kids to school on Monday because I’m a dental nurse and that’s a care profession so I’m a key worker”.......erm, no your not and do one, stop trying to steal the place of someone who is actually saving lives!#keyworkers #COVID19 #Uk

[Mr D @johndev82]

So will teachers get some of this protective wear?

[Mr D @johndev82]

Off school with your kids? Before you download all those worksheets. Why not teach them chess! Shocking how many kids are paff at it! Pointless having 20 GCSEs, when your kid thinks checkmate is dads special friend from that stag he went on last year. #SchoolsClosure #Convid19uk

[Mr D @johndev82]

@SawsyPeakzy No, hospital staff and the rest you mentioned - Key. Dental nurse-not key. Don’t get me wrong, they are important, but in this war senario (as Boris puts it) they aren’t. Plus some dentists are closing, hospitals aren’t.

[Mr D @johndev82]

@sthelenscouncil It’s 12 degrees?

[Happy Deputy @SLiversey]

@Vikld @swainysue I can not believe that we STILL do not know who are being classed as key workers - schools have to plan and the staff in our schools (nationwide) have families as well that we are all concerned about. Get your act together NOW Boris!!

[Mr D @johndev82]

The over 70s in my family take and pick my kids up from school, I’m sure I’m not alone in this. With schools open it adds added pressure on these people to ‘carry on’ as normal, no matter what I say! #closeschoolsuk

[joey @joeynic]

@SkySportsBoxing Can someone tell me why a sky sports subscriber pays the same for box office as someone who pays the absolute minimum for sky -
Surly sky sports subscription holders should get a discount - getting ridiculous- every decent match up is ppv

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

If true (and it is entirely believable) that @BorisJohnson is near invisible in country homes because he is writing a book so as not to have to pay back a six figure advance then he should be forced to give his salary back to the taxpayer for every day spend working on it 1/2

[Joe @itsjoerack]

Now we cross over to Stacey and Tracey for their take on life post-Brexit

[Mr D @johndev82]

Can duck take this mask off aswell, I still don’t know who it is. #TheMaskedSinger