JM

Family, Football, NUFC, Cycling, Cricket, Red Wine, Being Stupid and excessive Use of Capital Letters for no Reason and not neccessarily in that order

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@SkyBet Defo been voided, have my money back already

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@lexautolease currently waiting in a queue (49 mins now) because you're telling me I'm in arrears for an invoice already paid. To add insult to injury you actually took the payment twice #customerservice

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@LIVwatches can you help please? I need to make a warranty claim, not great customer service!

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@LIVwatches how can I make a claim on my 5 year warranty? Have a GX1A only 12 months old and the pin has completely come away. No details on the website.

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@LIVwatches how can I make a claim on my 5 year warranty? Have a GX1A only 12 months old and the pin has completely come away. No details on the website.

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What do you think of this @alanshearer its Al-egg Shearer by John from Billingham (42 years old) #nufc #geordie #toonarmy

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@VirginTrains great customer service from Perry on the 18:20 from Warrington Bank Quay to London Euston tonight, a real credit to you guys #fridge

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Hi @TUIUK I made a payment online on Monday which you confirmed was taken. According to my bank you haven't claimed it. Do I need to submit it again??

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@joelycett Blue Order, The Jam (Rags), Talking Head, Cum on Aileen, Queer-say, Kate Bush, Girth Wind and Fire, Dave Clark Five Fingers,

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@joelycett laggy gag, the bone roses, stiff little fingers (no that’s a band), blow patrol, take that, Barry Mamilow, ROD Stewart, Five, Girls are Loud

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@talkSPORTDrive @houseoffraser What should Mike Ashley have had for dinner:
1) A cheese sandwich 2) Coronation Street

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@schuh your ‘mention me’ process is very poor!! Daughter has been trying for 2 days to use / get a code #wouldnthappenatclarks can you help me out with a code please?

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Commentator on Eurosport: “Nikki Terpstra is the cycling equivalent of @RobbieSavage8 .......except he is good at cycling” #brutal #ParisRoubaix

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A far kinder day today in terms of the weather ☀️🚴‍♂️💨check out

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Our ride https://t.co/Z1Aj6UsgnD we’re our way to Doxford and Gosforth tomorrow wish us luck 👍👍

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@RobBrydon Hey Brydon we will all have ‘sittingburn’ (see what I did there!) 480 miles for #SportRelief worth a RT (the challenge not the joke) @thelongwayup1 https://t.co/k7WjVzv6aV

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@Chris_Boardman Hi Boardman - that’s not extraordinary, this is extraordinary!! 480 miles for #SportRelief would love a RT (got one from Hoy!) @thelongwayup1 https://t.co/k7WjVzv6aV

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@hollywills no idea what you see in @Schofe ! I do know you love a good cause. How about a RT for an epic #SportRelief challenge? #LongWayUp https://t.co/k7WjVzv6aV

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@JKCorden you’re a legend, I’m a legend how about a RT (in the voice of Peter Rabbit) for this #SportRelief challenge? #LongWayUp https://t.co/k7WjVzv6aV

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@lemontwittor how about an inspirational RT from my favourite citrus fruit based celeb? #SportRelief #LongWayUp https://t.co/k7WjVzv6aV

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@chrisfroome you will love this!! 480 mile for #SportRelief that’s the equivalent mileage of all your TDFs combined! How about a RT? https://t.co/k7WjVzv6aV