john chennells

Graphic design, Bikes, travelling north - a lot!

[john chennells @johnels]

@StanleyKubrick 1. The Shining
2. Lolita
3. 2001
4. Clockwork Orange

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@MrJackLowe I agree with all of that but the last word.
It should either be ‘borrow’ or ‘steal’

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@neonrated @Mark_Jenkin When I realised her view of the waves in the sea was going backwards.

And essentially, everything before and after that.

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@MrJackLowe Perfect evening.

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@MrJackLowe @SteveTromans “I called him a ponce. And now I'm calling you one. Ponce!”

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@cog_botherer @Absolutemtb1 Essentially, that! Gravel bikes do bring a thrill to trails that modern mountain bikes tame.
But I’m lucky to be able to choose from road/gravel/hardtail and full sus. If I only had one bike? A toss up between gravel/hardtail

[john chennells @johnels]

Dear @elonmusk

How’s things?
Anyway, asking for a friend…

Didn’t you get yourself voted out in your crummy Twitter poll?

Please confirm to anyone vaguely interested exactly when you’re going to fuck off?

Best Regards and all that.

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Chapeau to @IDNet. They have been smashing it out of the park for years.

Today fibre internet came to the studio.
No disruption, just plugged in the ethernet lead to the fibre box and boom - 510mbps!

And that was it!

Thanks to the team there, great service - as always.
🙌

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@asyetunknown @warrenellis13 I think that’s how it’s supposed to be. If you have one that isn’t fucked your dog isn’t doing his job.
😂

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@amylawrence71 I think if you look closely, that is clearly a guardian Angel.

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@MrJackLowe You would be high on that list for me.
🙏

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@nedboulting When worlds collide.

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@Photoshop Is the Photoshop twitter account a bot?

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@BritishGasHelp

BRITISH GAS!!!
I AM DONE WITH YOUR PHONE SYSTEM CUTTING ME OFF AFTER GOING THROUGH THE SYSTEM.
JUST SPEAK TO ME SO I CAN SORT SOMETHING OUT.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR A YEAR!!!

[Christian Payne @Documentally]

I'm looking for new subscribers. Either those with useful life skills or those that want them... Just to start a conversation that might become a physical experiment... https://t.co/qr7Pdqtcz5

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@MrJackLowe Imagine how much clearer that could have been with wet plate collodion technique.

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@MrJackLowe Photoshop can sort that.

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@warrenellis13 Such a beautiful and heart-breaking movie.

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@sanditoksvig @qikipedia “Did someone say tea? Milk and two sugars please.”