John Tyler

I like podcasts and pro wrestling. Opinions are my own, pls don't steal.

[John Tyler @johnenator]

@bengreenfield I've been looking for someone just like you Ben! I am the Crown Prince of a small, but very wealthy country! Unfortunately all of my money has been taken by a bank and I need $10,000 to get it back! Once I do, I'll pay you back tenfold!

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

My restaurant doesn’t need chefs. I had my chefs cook me a big banquet and then I fired them all. The food’s still on the table, it’s totally fine. Looks like those slackers weren’t doing anything

[John Tyler @johnenator]

Elon when "anyone who can actually write software" shows up on the 10th floor #ElonMusk #ElonMuskIsaGiantTurd

[John Tyler @johnenator]

"Admission of Guilt" - The Macallan
1937
Ink on paper on glass
#whisky #Scotland #speyside #macallan @ The Macallan Distillery https://t.co/MMIzMWkiSQ

[John Tyler @johnenator]

Saw some gardens (and a distillery and drank some whisky) #gardens #Scotland #speyside #glengrant @ Glen Grant distillery https://t.co/svwLpHbK1N

[John Tyler @johnenator]

Drank some whisky. #whisky #Scotland #highlandpark @ Highland Park distillery https://t.co/7Mnjs7Rs97

[John Tyler @johnenator]

@benshapiro How much work do you think goes into making one croissant?

[John Tyler @johnenator]

Just contacted Lyft customer service for the first time because I accidentally skipped rating my driver and I felt bad. Plus, he had done a really good job.

[John Tyler @johnenator]

Looks like I can finally #quit my #job and become a #professional #influencer just like I've always #dreamed! 💯🏆🙏💪🔥

[John Tyler @johnenator]

@bengreenfield I've been looking for someone just like you Ben! I am the Crown Prince of a small, but very wealthy country! Unfortunately all of my money has been taken by a bank and I need $10,000 to get it back! Once I do, I'll pay you back tenfold!

[John Tyler @johnenator]

@bengreenfield I've been looking for someone just like you Ben! I am the Crown Prince of a small, but very wealthy country! Unfortunately all of my money has been taken by a bank and I need $10,000 to get it back! Once I do, I'll pay you back tenfold!

[John Tyler @johnenator]

Brady has really cemented his legacy as the Chris Jericho of football.

[John Tyler @johnenator]

The stats overlays in this game have been savage.

[John Tyler @johnenator]

That clothesline! 😂 Pro wrestling in the Superbowl.

[John Tyler @johnenator]

I've been seeing nothing but Shaggy memes today. How did this happen?

[John Tyler @johnenator]

@avery_alina I went grocery shopping TWICE today, sadly no such luck. 😢

[John Tyler @johnenator]

A cute girl almost fell on me on the subway, I wonder if we'll spill coffee on each other tomorrow.

[John Tyler @johnenator]

Can you be president if you were born on a US military base in a foreign country? (Just curious, does not apply to me)

[John Tyler @johnenator]

Because Twitter is a void to throw your thoughts into. Like journaling, but maybe someone will read it.

[John Tyler @johnenator]

It's weird seeing all these headlines calling @priscillakelly_ a "former WWE star." She IS a wrestling star and that has nothing to do with WWE.

[John Tyler @johnenator]

Also, the tampon spot was great, but no one cares about my opinion on that anyway. So why am still typing?

[John Tyler @johnenator]

My sister, @katietea828, is very talented and knows me very well! She made me my very own #logo and put it on a bunch of stuff, and she gave me the stamp so I can start #branding… https://t.co/tfUBOPzAHh