John Fairchild

[John Fairchild @johnfairchild]

@Tim_Vickery

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

The death of Brigitte Bardot necessitated the update of this marvelous chart. Only three people mentioned in Billy Joel's banger "We Didn't Start The Fire" are still alive. Source: https://t.co/RQytWpRj03

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Manchester City don't exist today without the cheating it took to build them. They've already been punished twice, with the third set to be the biggest in footballing history. They can stall, they can lie, it doesn't change the facts of the matter or what they are.

Their success is empty, a decade plus littered with as many asterisks as there are charges. A club totally corrupt to their core. They are nasty, vile & have the backing of an entire nation state, who continue to corrupt & destroy football with their influence.

An extraordinary piece of writing, explaining why the media are being so quiet & why the verdict is taking so long. A reminder why everyone should never grow tired on this or be quiet about it - it drives them crazy because they know it is true & their success is empty.

[Magic hat 🎩 @themagic_tophat]

I don’t condemn Liverpool for this enormous spend like some. Quite the contrary. They’re absolutely entitled to spend like this because they’ve worked so hard to increase their income and run their club well. They did it the right way. No cheating.

But Liverpool fans have to dispel the notion that they deliver on the cheap. It’s always been bollocks but this should really put that nonsense to rest.

They’ll probably be top 4 wage spenders in the world now and their squad cost will only be behind Man City and Chelsea in terms of how much it cost.

Good for them. Don’t give us that underdog horseshit though.

[John Fairchild @johnfairchild]

@SilverstoneUK

[Ben Kentish @BenKentish]

Young person working all hours God sends just to cover the rent, while paying record levels of tax? Want to ever have a hope of buying a house? Work harder.

Over-65 enjoying the benefits of your private pension/dividends/property rent on your latest Mediterranean cruise? Great, here's another £200 a year from the taxpayer.

[John Fairchild @johnfairchild]

@OC https://t.co/dx6jA0wKhp

[Talking Pictures TV @TalkingPicsTV]

It’s a sad day here. Our dear friend Brian Murphy has left us for the cinema in the sky. The world is a sadder place without this lovely man. We shall miss him terribly.

[John Fairchild @johnfairchild]

@garystacey37 @EnglandHockey @Channel4 Oh ok, I’ve just seen the EH comms on it but not watched any yet. I hope you and Deb are well!

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

You can’t sing 10 German bombers now Tuchel has been appointed manager.”

England fans:

[John Fairchild @johnfairchild]

@FootballRamble Polytechnic Cannon Fuckers!

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

🎙️"It turns out all these years I've confused 'Journalist' with 'Mouthpiece.'"

High profile political journalist excited to reveal that he's recently discovered how to do journalism, just in time for the change in government.

[LBC @LBC]

It's rare that James O'Brien and Nigel Farage are in the same room.

So when the Reform UK leader was leaving the LBC studios after his phone-in with Nick Ferrari, @mrjamesob delivered a one-of-a-kind handover.

[John Fairchild @johnfairchild]

@FearghasKelly @RealDysonator #SocialAmmo

[John Fairchild @johnfairchild]

@JimCampbellTFR @joshcaswell8 @FootballRamble @lukeaaronmoore

[John Fairchild @johnfairchild]

@Parody_PM Cunts Aloud

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

DOGSHITALY

[John Fairchild @johnfairchild]

@ItsJohnRain He was magnificent in Kelly’s Heroes

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

I thought he was talking about going without the basic Sky package, but he was actually talking about a failed takeover of BSkyB.