John Dexter

Comedian, writer, computer guru, businessman.

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Happy #Easter. Remember, #Jesus died for our sins. So make 'em good ones!

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Do I have a blue checkmark?

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@Mintmobile Who is in charge of your customer service department? I refuse to believe the iPhone 14 pro max isn’t compatible with your service as I am being told. Disappointed you would rather lose me as a customer than fix the problem.

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@FoxNews This made me wonder if Bill Clinton was still around what would he inject himself into?

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@ResMed Why isn’t your website accepting inquiries regarding the safety of your equipment? Do you not want to answer these questions? Are your machines still safe to use or should we stop using them?

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@Tom_Bergeron must be turning over in his grave! @tyrabanks is such a sycophant it’s almost unwatchable! I can feel my dinner inching up my esophagus as each second passes. #DWTS29

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@WDWToday Shoutout to Allison from Long Island, NY at the Studios today for being the best photographer we've come across in all our years. Very fun, feet outgoing, lots of great photos! #castcompliment

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@cassidyabatts You’re so sweet! Thank you so much for the shout out Cassidy! I hope to see you back at Jellyrolls soon!

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@Chilis Why send me a text message offering free chips and queso to entice me into your restaurant for dinner then tell me you’ve run out of chips? And fries? Are you trying to pull a fast one or are your managers incompetent at running a restaurant? #Championgate #Chilis

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@123rachelmariee @ariejr You are ranting about The Bachelor like it was real life! #SillyGirl

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@AmazonHelp My Tao and Echo are not working, but my WiFi is fine. I tried reconnecting and nothing works. I don’t know why both aren’t working. Can I return them for new units?

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@spiritairlines Ican’t check my bag at 1pm for a 6pm flight because it might get lost! I have to wait til 3? Really? #customerservice

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@123rachelmariee I still only have 140 characters. But that is okay with me. For you know what they say... “Brevity is the soul of

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Is it really worth the wait at the #AppleStore for the new gadgets?

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Second year in a row, Ethel the Aardvark saw her shadow, and said, "I see my shadow meaning 6 more weeks of summer!" #HappyAardvarkDay

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Why you never wear GREEN on TV🤗

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@JetBlue Wish you would maintain audio jacks on your aircraft. 21C on flight 551 to mco is inop. Makes onboard entertainment useless.

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