John F

“only shooting stars can break the mold”

[John F @johnfhere]

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[John F @johnfhere]

Go-ing to Disney “Land” next week with Elroy, if you know what I mean.

Will keep updated!

[John F @johnfhere]

People always ask me, “oh John, who you think president?”

Well, I go “vote” today. The ballot ask “who is President?” I see Harris. I see Trump. But where is Biden? Biden is president and I see no Biden! So, I have too write him in!

Happy Election Day to all who celebrate!

[John F @johnfhere]

People always ask me “Oh John, what you love about airport?”

Well, I love talk with people in security “line.” I love announce-ment on speaker in the sky. I love price of water bottle. I wish I could come to airport every day!

[John F @johnfhere]

Every one always ask me “Oh John, what it like to have birthday on Leap Day?” Well, its just like any other day! I see Elroy and Christine. I go to movie theater or water park, depending on the “weather.” And I eat birthday cake. It really is good time!

[John F @johnfhere]

No need apologize Mr. @AmericanAir! I just saw bird in @DFWAirport! But I do have to ask: what kind of bird was it? I think it’s Sparrow, if you know what I mean!

[americanair @AmericanAir]

@johnfhere On time departures are always our goal! DM us if you've got a connecting flight that's affected.

[John F @johnfhere]

Thank you @AmericanAir for delay-ing my flight “2 may be 3 hour”

Now I have more time to spend @DFWAirport!! Can get burger, pizza, book, or even shirt!

[John F @johnfhere]

Dear Mr. @SouthwestAir

My flight “de-layed” next 2 hour because of no pilot, if you know what I mean. But that give me more time at Oakland airport! I can shop @Hudson_News, eat @SUBWAY or talk to Gary, guy who sit next to me in “terminal”

Thank you Mr @SouthwestAir for delay!

[John F @johnfhere]

Happy Monday the 13th! Very scary 🎃

[John F @johnfhere]

Hey @Applebees I love your “restaurant” if you know what I mean! What a great deal “2 for 20.” Twice the food for double the price! Does’nt get better than that!

[John F @johnfhere]

People always say to me “Oh John, Happy Valentine’s Day! Who is your “special” some one?” Well, I think you myself, I think Im someone special all right! May be today will be “John’s Day” if you know what I mean

[John F @johnfhere]

Now that what they call a real “steak out” if you know what I mean!

[CBS Philadelphia @CBSPhiladelphia]

Video shows punches being thrown and chairs flying as a massive brawl broke out inside the Bensalem Golden Corral. A former employee says the fight may have happened after a customer became enraged when the buffet ran out of steak. @MattPetrillo reports
https://t.co/d0KzKtDKeM

[John F @johnfhere]

People alway ask me, “oh John, you watch football? What your team?”

Well, I don’t have “team.” I root for every-one to have good time! And so far, so good, if you know what I mean

[John F @johnfhere]

@HuskoMilicic @brianwiorasport Oh M.r Husko! You make me “L-O-L”(out loud laugh) !

[John F @johnfhere]

So first there is Christmas “Eve.” Now, New Year “Eve” two. But why their no “Valentine” Eve? July 4 Eve? Halloween Eve? Heck, even no Thanks For Giving Eve!

Something think about…

[John F @johnfhere]

Every One say to me, “Oh John, happy Day of Thanks.” And to that I say, your welcome!

[John F @johnfhere]

this make no sense to me! we save one hour last year to. Where do the hour go? Back in the clock?

As Brown Charlie like to say,
“grief is good!”

[Daylight Savings bot @DSTnotify]

Daylight Savings Time ends today in North America (except Arizona, Mexico and Greenland), Cuba, Haiti, Turks and Caicos. #DST

[John F @johnfhere]

tHa’ts why I always get 2%! because it 2% of the price!

[Brianna Keilar @brikeilarcnn]

"A gallon of milk was $1.99. Now it's $2.79. When you buy 12 gallons a week times four weeks, that's a lot of money."

@EvanMcS goes grocery shopping with the Stotlers and shows us how badly inflation is hitting the middle class.

[John F @johnfhere]

All of today, everyone always says, “Oh John, Happy Birthday!” Well, today not my birthday, but I take the “complement” any day of the weak, if you know what I mean. May be even have some cake to celebrate

[The Beatles @thebeatles]

Happy Birthday, John! @johnlennon #happybirthday

[John F @johnfhere]

People say to me, “Oh John, you here they do not over-turn Arizona?”

Well, of course not! What would Arizona turn into? California? New Mexico? Speaking of the which, I do’nt get New Mexico. What was wrong with regular old Mexico? Seem perfect-ly fine to me!

[John F @johnfhere]

@lategreatTVZ Oh Mr. Townes— the time is 9:51 in morning, almost 9:52!