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[Tesla King @TeslaKing420]

Apple has lost their damn minds.

[John @johnfinks]

@ThomBrady5 Now do schools

[IncognegroNeville 🇯🇲🇺🇸 @FormerlyCBM]

Not to sound like a jingoistic prick, but what's happening to Freddy wouldn't happen in any other country... and everyone knows it.

[Bagz @icebagz_]

Euros realizing the US is cool af and Canada is a shit hole in the last week is absolutely hilarious

[Stephen F. "UT" Austin @FightLike36]

I am not calling it fucking Türkiye bro I speak English not Turkish.

I know for a fact they don’t call it “United States of America” in Constantinople. I mean what are we doing here

[Wacky Hijinks @wacky_hijinks]

Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians

[Evan Ross @MrEvanRoss]

If you’re voting for Graham Platner, you don’t really have an issue with Donald Trump’s moral deficiencies; you have a problem with the fact that he’s not on your side.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

If your country has enough money to give money to other countries, your taxes are too high.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Four Senate Republicans vote against voter ID and proof of citizenship, supported by over 80% of Americans.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

The fact that California elections often can't be resolved for weeks is kind of insane and not common in other electoral systems around the world.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

baby boomers, last week: if you can't afford a house, you're not working hard enough. nobody ever gave us a break

baby boomers, this week: i cant afford my house unless i get tax breaks

[fubo @fubo500]

Boomers are really being like "You need to cut taxes just for my generation because my $700k house's property taxes are too expensive to afford on social security and the pension I got from my factory job"

But I am supposed to eat pb&j for the rest of my life if I want a house.

[Will Byrum @TheWillByrum]

Seniors should start making lunch at home and maybe move into a place they can afford - something more realistic and within their budget

[Russ Greene @GreenPlusAnE]

Yes, they should.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Jason Lang @curi0usJack]

He just authenticated to Microsoft for the 35th time today.

Wait for him to click the "Keep me signed in" checkbox...

Perfect. Now, do nothing.

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

That vanilla ice cream is its own unique flavor and in fact has a much more complex profile than nearly all other flavors when done correctly.

[Xacobe Pato @xpgigirey]

A los guapos no les quedan bien las barbas, las barbas son para que los feos parezcan guapos.