John Hand

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@offtheballbbc What does Tam often enjoy at his local curry house?

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@offtheballbbc At the David Beckham school of Maths, what are the chances of heads or tails in a coin toss?

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@offtheballbbc In the time it takes to come to a decision, what has the VAR van outside the stadium received from the local council parking department?

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@offtheballbbc Seng A

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@offtheballbbc @comedyray What does Donald Trump measure on the Del Monte skin tone scale?

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@offtheballbbc When establishing the number of Celtic fans in Seville in 2003 for the UEFA Cup final, what counting method was adopted?

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@offtheballbbc When counting his 3 children, what can be heard being said by Barry Ferguson?

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@offtheballbbc League reconstruction: time to combine leagues 1 & 2 and create regionalised lower leagues, league 1 north and L1 south with promotion from Highland league to north and lowland league to south. Small clubs with limited funds are travelling huge distances for games at present.

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@offtheballbbc Goalkeeper: Gianluigi Buffoon

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@offtheballbbc How does Frank McAvvenie describe his teeth in his Tinder profile?

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@offtheballbbc At what speed is Stuarts breath exhaled at the mere mention of the terracing teaser?

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Bravo @tomhanks on @BBC The Americas. You have the voice. Any chance of a presidential candidacy?

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@offtheballbbc @comedyray Rafio Carbon Dating has aged Tam Cowan's freshest joke at......

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@offtheballbbc When will Glasgow's Low Emission Zone finally extend to include the verbal pollution generated by this show?

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@offtheballbbc When did the Sun really get Prince Harry's private information?

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@offtheballbbc After steering how far off course did the Titanic plunge it's unfortunate passengers into what temperature of water?

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@offtheballbbc With intelligence being measured in University Degrees, Barry Ferguson would measure....?

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@offtheballbbc What would I have to be paid to listen to this drivel each Saturday afternoon?

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@kennymcc1985 Stranraer more like!

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@offtheballbbc What are Southport rioters being offered for a guilty plea?