John

Very cool/popular guy

[John @johnharris175]

@sunny_sidup Kudzu is leprosy. Poison ivy is poison ivy

[John @johnharris175]

Crabgrass is the wart of the lawn

[John @johnharris175]

@DistortBot

[John @johnharris175]

Salsa jug gives me the shivers

[John @johnharris175]

Baked potato is the most overrated food in the entire food kingdom

[John @johnharris175]

@gangsignjohnwal Whoever it was probably earned it and probably got a junior tray. Just a thought

[John @johnharris175]

Where my bunco moms at

[John @johnharris175]

The sandwich meat dilemma: if you buy the bigger package, you will use more meat per sandwich. There’s nothing you can do to stop it

[John @johnharris175]

Tom Brady.....kinda a creep a definitely not chill

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[John @johnharris175]

There is no water on the trolley pub

[John @johnharris175]

Abolish biscuitville

[John @johnharris175]

@cantyman_16 Fitbit is more accurate. Strava itself with phone GPS tends to be off by a decent amount

[John @johnharris175]

I’m full statue mode at the dentist w tools in my mouth and someone’s mom next door down spoils all of season 3 of ozark and all I could do was hear every single word

[John @johnharris175]

If coach would have put me in 4th quarter we would have won state

[John @johnharris175]

Nothing gets me more excited than running some slant routes in the street with boys on super wild card weekend

[Bloomberg @business]

Mitt Romney: “What happened today was an insurrection incited by the president of the United States. Those who continue to support his dangerous gambit... will forever be seen as being complicit in an unprecedented attack against our democracy." https://t.co/hxrZh9PRvt

[Seth Colaner @SethColaner]

He...threw the American flag to the ground to make room for the Trump flag. That's it...that's the whole metaphor.

[John @johnharris175]

I know we all say it but State is so good at showing you exactly how to lose a close game. They really know when to make the mistakes