john harris

[john harris @johnishereyo]

@adbrad

[john harris @johnishereyo]

@adbrad Can I just text you if I need my password reset I can never remember my security q's.

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@huskerson @JasonIsbell Is that what you want to do with your life? Suck down peppermint schnapps and call morocco at two I'm the morning?

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@sherreejane Did you mean bitchin' mcconnell

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@ScottAllenHill @PelicansNBA Who wore it better though
https://t.co/KJT31TTYBG

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

Wednesday marks two years (12/02/18) since @Lin_Manuel and @ChrisisSingin sang this @HamiltonMusical number at the Kennedy Center Honors. And once you see it, you will never, ever forget it. 💯

“One Last Time”
(cc: @KChenoweth) @CBS @kencen

[john harris @johnishereyo]

Graham: knock knock
Me: who's there
G: I'm at a different door knock knock
Me: who's there
G: Cheesa
Me: Cheesa who
G: cheesa I'm a neighborhood

[john harris @johnishereyo]

Hudson (age 6): knock knock
Me: who's there
H: corn
Me: corn who
H: corn you can eat me
🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[john harris @johnishereyo]

Graham(age 4): knock knock
Me: who's there
G: chairk
Me: chairk who
G: chairk I'm a house

[john harris @johnishereyo]

@sherreejane @jeremiahlallen says season 7 is his favorite season and tbh he's an authority on the matter.

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@sherreejane

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@ITYSL @ThePressOKC can we apply this rule to family meals

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@jeremiahlallen Arby's sauce stains are like a mirror on your soul.

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@adbrad "I'm brad why would anyone waste their money on a Sega cd actually having just a black screen with red lines forces the developers to be much more creative and daring Tekken sucks."

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@JasonIsbell Light that nine mile cigarette, you've earned it.

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@dreinkin12 @johncalvinabney Not bad

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@kyleturman "Remember when OKC had that team,2011 or 2012, with literally THREE all stars? Man what could have been..."

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@TheMuleOKC @ScottAllenHill @kyleturman @pwilkes Never got back to him either major Boomer vibes.

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@TheMuleOKC @ScottAllenHill @kyleturman @pwilkes All three great people as well as big deals, also 9 years on Twitter and @pwilkes is still the only person in DMs so there's that.

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@iamdonald2 Donald's always have Fagan to look up to.

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@ITYSL @oprahbonesaw Teacher's pet.