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“ fuck the little cunt off”

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this scene was wild😭

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

this is the coolest thing ľ've ever
freaking seen in my life for real

[AJS @AJS6789]

Didn’t realise Paul Gascogne had been jailed fuckin gutted

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

The updated version is even better😂

[Dinner with Beans 🍽️ @DinnerWithBeans]

Beans Sandwich

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The best Del Boy one liners from Only Fools and Horses, written by John Sullivan:

“You can’t trust the Old Bill, can ya? Look at that time they planted six gas cookers in my bedroom.”

“Look at Grandad. His brain went years ago, now his legs have gone. There’s only the middle bit of him left.”

“As Macbeth said to Hamlet in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, 'We’ve been done up like a couple of kippers.'”

“You've always been the same, even at school. Nothing but books, learning, education - that's why you're no good at snooker.”

“Sit down, Rodney. Keep your brains warm.”

“She used to say, ‘It’s better to know you’ve lost than not to know you’ve won.’ Dear old Mum, she used to say some bloody stupid things.”

“It’s the toughest chicken I’ve ever known. It’s asked me for a fight in the car park twice.”

“You dozy little twonk, Rodney.”

“They're yuppies. They don’t speak proper English like what we do.”

“It's a well-known fact that 90 per cent of all foreign tourists come from abroad.”

“Dear old grandad, bless him. He was about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a bloke with one ear.”

“He who dares wins. He who hesitates... doesn’t.”

[What’s For Dinner? 🍽️ @WHATSFORDlNNER]

Deep Fried Chip Butty with Gravy

[Alrightfans MBE @alrightfans]

Ronnie O’Sullivan 🤣

[jessicaa @JessiccaaaS_]

KFC definitely beats McDonald’s and anyone who disagrees can argue with their hamster

[UB1UB2 West London (Southall) @UB1UB2]

The KFC pub in Hammersmith, West London has actually changed the game, this looks so good

[UB1UB2 West London (Southall) @UB1UB2]

KFC have just opened its first ever pub in Hammersmith, West London where you can indulge in pints and order KFC straight to your table

[LADbible @ladbible]

When somebody asks what chips I want from the Chinese:

[Bobbie @Bobbiebcook]

When I say more gravy on my roast dinner this is exactly what I mean

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The perfect Christmas gift for that special someone.

[J0HI\I-J/-\M€$ @johnjamesgraham]

@daleywess @ReganJamesDowns @Parkin3Anthony Do you think that fazes him? He don’t even put gravy on his ffs

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Star Wars: Battlefront II was released on this day 17 years ago

[cate in the kitchen x @catekitchen]

I will always want extra gravy, there is no amount of gravy that an establishment could provide me with that I would consider to be enough