Dr. Johann von Jefflestien

In order of increasing sadness: Father, husband, buckeye, OSU MBA, army aviator, vet, horseman of the apocalypse, Browns fan.

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

First @Browns game! Oh to live in a world where you’ve never seen the Browns lose!!

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@PeterZeihan Tell us what's going on! lol

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@RamblerBob @randyDvill @USArmy The difference is that they fucking lost.

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@HughDalton20 @hiltzikm @NateSilver538 There is no money in doing that….

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@emh1729 @stlgainer @Espngreeny I just like picking on people dumber than me by using their own tweets against them because I am a sad little man and I dont have a job. 😢 admittedly though, this one was a lay up and akin to clubbing baby seals.

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@emh1729 @stlgainer @Espngreeny This you? https://t.co/gb12ZK3VUh

[Eric @emh1729]

Refs have money on the Raiders

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@neiltyson But much more common than Wednesday the 666th.

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@WrldFavRecruitr @DyerSitchuation "Is there dirt on this LBE or not!?" "Only a Siff deals in absolutes!"

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@marcinko210 @MarinaMedvin NYT stopped updating those at 4am.

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@docadi It is actually 93% of the total vote counted. But 295,367 / .93 = 317,598 so 22,231 votes remaining.

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@DollarDogNick @peta This may be the most important stat in football.....

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@PSchmaling Where have you been the past 20 years that that still needs to "sink in"? 🤣

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@Pmonterrosaa @unusual_whales CA doesnt tax lotto winnings.

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@Molly_RoseCLE @mmmmjooooo Officer... I'd like to report a murder.

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@BBunn8 @THE_Buckeye_ERA @theblockspot This is the public school system at work here folks. We need to do better.

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@karnsies817 I can just see Andrew Berry now... jumping head first into his money bin full of ... *checks notes* ... a 5th round pick a bit of cap space. Grand theft indeed.

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@neorsd Better than the best "steaming" collab...

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@AbrahamHamadeh "Sir, please return your sidearm to the armory... we are getting on the bus to go to the mall."

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@BrettMercuri @karnsies817 Cringiest account on twitter. 😂

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@MunchCleveland @IrishLyden If you arent a fan of the LSD, I got bad news for you about the the Who... and the Beatles.

[Dr. Johann von Jefflestien @johnjeffries]

@tmorello @JoeManganiello Maybe he’s a pathfinder guy? 40K?