John Prior

Gone now. Try [email protected], johnjprior on Threads,

[John Prior @johnjprior]

Dropping a J on the way...
[email protected]

[John Prior @johnjprior]

Reminded of this ode to self-destruction in the wake of a break-up today, somehow.
https://t.co/Ny27bhLAL9

[John Prior @johnjprior]

@AidanCook Also it's a bank too. We're going to put a bank teller in every room, on that chair next to the bed. Also a market stall in every bathroom. Selling, like, plastic stuff. Also it's a TV studio. I'll think of somewhere to put the cameras.

[John Prior @johnjprior]

"Elon, the talent's gone, the advertisers are fleeing, the supplier relationships are in tatters, the platform stability is shot, the community is disappearing. At least we still have our name recognition to try to rebuild on."
*Elon, his eyes aglow*: "Ooh, ooh I know."

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

NEW: 85 people in Arizona suffered severe burns from contact with pavements heated up to 180F (82C). 7 of them died. In total, 257 people had underlying cause of death listed as "exposure to excessive natural heat".

This is not a forecast for 50 years time, it’s happening today.

[Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton]

I'm not like other Suffragettes

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

It is outrageous that Coutts kicked Farage out for his political views. In other news, journalists who don't share our political views can fuck right off.

[Rosemary Mosco (Bird And Moon Comics) @RosemaryMosco]

Climate change strategies.

[John Prior @johnjprior]

I blame St Swithin.

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

The Illegal Migration Act is clear: Britain is removing itself from the international asylum regime. There will be no humanity for refugees and no solidarity for the international community. Amid massive competition, it is one of our most shameful moments in modern history.

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

No spoilers, but this is the cleverest football advert I've ever seen.

[Ben Goldsmith @BenGoldsmith]

We need a majority of people to know 5 things, which they largely do not:

1. Pollution from oil, coal and gas is heating the earth and causing dangerous weather.
2. All the climate scientists agree.
3. We must move quickly if we are to save a livable climate.
4. There are exciting solutions available right now, most of which save money.
5. Big polluting companies knew, lied, and stopped action. They need to pay to clean up their mess.

[John Prior @johnjprior]

Falling asleep in front of that particular moment in The Good Place does strange things to your psyche.

[Sima Kotecha @sima_kotecha]

We’ve really struggled to get Tory MP to come on #Newsnight to talk about allegations of sexual misconduct around HoC. Offer still open. One female tory MP messaged to say:

[Tom Forth @thomasforth]

Great explainer of the grid problems of going green -- Gridlock: how a lack of power lines will delay the age of renewables - https://t.co/p2dLdDsYmU via @FT

[John Prior @johnjprior]

As the end times approach,:
[email protected] , https://t.co/OBDFQMn49M

[John Prior @johnjprior]

@EleanorMorton Oss Oss wee Oss is short but counts, I think.
https://t.co/1E8lWzTpC3

[John Prior @johnjprior]

@SeanMurricane Magic, thanks Sean

[JOHN NICOLSON 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @MrJohnNicolson]

Quick reminder. Today is a working day in Parliament.

[John Prior @johnjprior]

@DkOkenia @ShumBaloo @TheDreadShips Nah, it's pretty wonky
https://t.co/PhdvWcdg3M