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Standing on the moon

[john @johnjvoci]

Very cool! And, it can double as a floating throat slashing machine in with a light breeze which I hear is very rare in rain storms.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Canadian engineer John Tse reveals his new umbrella

[john @johnjvoci]

Almost everything Italy does with food is better than any equivalent in the U.S.

...except pizza

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

Let’s keep it real here I‘m loving my time in the US. I love the people here. I love the food here.

BUT I‘m currently hearing Americans say they have better pizza than Italy and there I just have to stop you guys because that is nothing else than blasphemy 😭

You don‘t have to be the best at everything, it‘s fine to admit when others do certain stuff better. And nobody beats Italy at pizza. Not even close 🇮🇹🍕

[KB @kbnoswag]

Alone in my room listening to “I Miss You” by Blink 182 on full volume and contemplating unblocking my mom’s number and finally forgiving her for not letting me go to Warped Tour in 2007 even though pretty much everyone else on my baseball team was allowed to go

[john @johnjvoci]

I love Mexico so much. They are dominating home field advantage. Fans making noise outside team hotels to keep them awake. Now there's threats of spying so bad that England isn't going to arrive early and get acclimated to the altitude advantage Mexico already has. Insane.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: England have delayed their trip to Mexico City over spying concerns

The team is staying longer at their secure base in Kansas City for tactical preparations

[john @johnjvoci]

Alaska Serbia
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"This map sucks!"

[BiHFootball @BiHFootball]

Here’s a map that might help you @abc7abigail

[john @johnjvoci]

@celebr8wewill I've felt like it's improved over the last few years? My first few shows were almost 90/10 but lately (Asheville, MPP, Gonzo this year for me) has been a bit more balanced and coincidentally, much better vibes.

[john @johnjvoci]

I'm 10" taller than both my parents. I want the gold star for our cartoonish family proportions in the front pew at church. Or being two inches taller than the ceiling in my hometown bedroom.

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

guys want a gold star for being tall like… u didn’t do anything to earn that that was just ur parents. nepo trait

[john @johnjvoci]

Imagine every year you have a terrorist attack more deadly than 9/11. You knew exactly when it was going to hit and exactly how to stop it, which is to push a button that gives every citizen an ice cream.

Europe imagines that scenario as if they are lactose intolerant.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: German public broadcaster begins “anti-AC campaign” warning of the dangers of air conditioning, as record heat wave hits the region.

[john @johnjvoci]

@JakeWilkns "I understand doing that for Taylor, but not Noah Kahan!" - Jake, probably

[john @johnjvoci]

Tweets from Warren Zevon's cutting room floor:

[DREW DANIEL @DDDrewDaniel]

I’m in the breakfast room of our hotel in Prague and someone is playing “Despacito” on a grand piano while a robot patrols the area gathering dirty dishes to take away to the kitchen

[john @johnjvoci]

This is a really silly thing to care about, but for some reason it's important to me that people know both the Blue Ridge Mountains and Shenandoah River are not at all in West Virginia.

[elly ⚢ @pwhlesbian]

???

[john @johnjvoci]

Zlatan knows the way to America's heart: bully Alexei Lalas and call us pretty.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Zlatan has spoken.

@Ibra_Official gives a one-word answer on whether the @USMNT can win the FIFA World Cup

[john @johnjvoci]

Multiple Teams - Jump Around (House of Pain, American)

Multiple Teams - Take Me Home, Country Roads (John Denver, American)

etc. etc.

[john @johnjvoci]

Liverpool - You'll Never Walk Alone (Rogers and Hammerstein - American)

Bournemouth - Seven Nation Army (Jack White - American)

Man City - Blue Moon (Rogers and Hart - American)

Southhampton/Tottenham - When the Saints Go Marching In (Traditional American)

[Atheist Engineer @CrimsonBomb20]

@starsnstripesfc Like what? No American songs are good at football matches. sweet Caroline was claimed by the English but now the Scots use it. What else is there?

[john @johnjvoci]

Tottenham - Duel of Fates (John Williams - American)

West Ham - I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles (John William Kellette - American)

Tottenham, Man U, Leeds - John Browns Body (Traditional American)

Celtic - Mrs Robinson (Simon and Garfunkel - American)

[john @johnjvoci]

All these brits talking bulljunk about America? Yah, real rich coming from a country that hasn't one a single World Baseball Classic.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

They’re learning a lot about living and a little ‘bout love

[john @johnjvoci]

It's because R2D2 was French.

[Mike's Hard Remoulade @condiricenbeans]

we know that R2D2 can understand English because he responds when spoken to in English. And we know he can make all the sounds of English because of the Leia video he plays. But for some reason he refuses to communicate in English despite everyone else using it. Maddening.

[john @johnjvoci]

I went to Catholic school.

[john @johnjvoci]

(In sex ed class) You're right, the Rosary is my first line of defense for the wickedness of intimacy.

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world