Johnny Karate

proud owner of a Crock Pot

[Johnny Karate @johnkaczmarek]

"Our symbol is the Statue of Liberty, not a barbed-wire fence."

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Kyle Whittingham: I don't want to say I hate Ohio State.

Kansas: Missouri was pro-slavery and they are evil.

[Admiral Bear @AdmiralBear01]

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[Duke's Mayo Bowl @DukesMayoBowl]

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?
SINGING THE SONG OF MAYO MEN.
IT IS A MUSIC OF THE MANIACS.
WE WILL NOT BE HUNGRY AGAIN.

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

And here's the rub: if you don't see it, it's either because you are so blinded by your own partisanship,brainwashing or sunk cognitive dissonance costs or it's because things what you wanted all along. #unamerican

[Bret Bielema @BretBielema]

Really…. Why did you leave?

Was looking forward to playing but understand why you ran to the #NFL

See you in the future and can’t wait #famILLy #ILL

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just watched Survivor and oh man

[Johnny Karate @johnkaczmarek]

@jmvasilj You didn't say Simon says?

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@spoopykim Queen shit

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@theross_man hot

[Johnny Karate @johnkaczmarek]

"You're tryna tell me a hoe made this meal??" @.levigriffith asked me to tweet this since he doesn't have a Twitter anymore

I previously said "home" instead of hoe and was rightly reprimanded

[Johnny Karate @johnkaczmarek]

@cathyJ7 1) What does a mason do

2) What's the city of Mason, Iowa

3) Who is Mason Greenwood

Seems fine to me

[Johnny Karate @johnkaczmarek]

@Paul_B_Ellis No the subtitles of Federalist No. 10 (J. Madison, 1787) is "Paul B. Ellis, go get some bitches"

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@cathyJ7 Your husband can smith various metals?

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@TheWarthog42069 @IwriteOK Fucko, Chuggsy, and Bing Bong

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@cathyJ7 https://t.co/BeqplqJWuR

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@jmvasilj I'll take any excuse I can get

[Johnny Karate @johnkaczmarek]

@cathyJ7 Trump really ran the news cycle then

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@cathyJ7 "lol"?

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@cathyJ7 @chelseamillerr_ 😏