John West

Any pan is a no-stick pan if you don't cook in it.

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@MyFavMurder Karen, you’re looking slim!

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@joselynhughes Maybe apes?

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@dadimakesmusic Aurora

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@joselynhughes @SpencerAlthouse @beckymgarcia The sewing machine made me a little nervous, but clapping ain’t nuthin’ compared to this.

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I'm excited about the Daði Freyr - The Van Buren, Phoenix, AZ - Tue, Apr 2. Who's in? https://t.co/6hNEaGCPmD

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@madeinzazie @Zazieonline @HashtagNP @TS_PROD @Fimalac_ent @RTL2officiel @PascalNegre @dmndwgg @nikosaliagas @fnacspectacles @LeGrandRex I wish I could go! J’allais écrire ça en français mais it takes forever with all the auto-corrects!!

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@DynarPodcast 1. Nope, I don’t nap after hitting play, and 2. No joke, I’ve listened to every DYNAR about five times. It wins.

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@madeinzazie Best. Song. Ever.

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@dadimakesmusic Phoenix is happy

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@KarenKilgariff Mamrie Hart would be great on DYNAR

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@historyinmemes Insulin

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@historyinmemes Chrissy Hynde

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@Joe85james @spicegirls @EmmaBunton @MelanieCmusic @OfficialMelB @victoriabeckham @GeriHalliwell Maybe

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@jackiekashian Thank you for a fantastic show this evening. You’re always welcome in Phoenix.

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@jackiekashian Welcome to Phoenix. Your set is guaranteed to be hot (someone stop me!). See you tomorrow night—CAN’T WAIT!

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@stanZazie Cyclo

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@KarenKilgariff @MyFavMurder I was coerced into doing Hands Across America, in Phoenix, in scorching heat, We were handed lyric sheets to the HAA song (which we were supposed to sing), but no one knew the tune. It was dumb.

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@StevenRayMorris Except during mass.

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I shed a tear in the ocean. You’ll always be in my heart my precious Dave. I miss you already.