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[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

Here I am, back again twitter, drawn hither by the chains of my own insufferable existence

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

@ActuallyAshleyH 5:30

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

@UPS Can you please help, you’re returning my package to sender because I can’t change any delivery preferences. “my choice” will not function properly. I need my package, please for the love of christ just leave it at my door without a signature. support team was no help

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

Honest to god how can anyone of sound mind own a cat these days. Let them roam free. Let me breathe in your apartment.

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

@joanelizabethh I thought it would be the sheer terror of trying to fit in or does that go away

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

@MoshJassie Maybe not?

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

Imagine giving someone a 30 minute Lyft ride to the airport at 6am and you keep the windows down all along the 110 South

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

One way that I am too nice is if a Lyft driver is playing music at a volume clearly meant to be listened to by me I will listen even if its Living On A Prayer at 6:00AM

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

@MoshJassie Wow thanks i feel way better now after 0 likes

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

@MoshJassie You think at this point that’s what would do it?

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

Why do doctors say "feel better" like that's literally YOUR 1 job

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

Yo salt is so good

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

@lifestanceUS still no improvement to your customer service. This is ridiculous.
I need to talk to someone about my payments.

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

I have a new single out today and i feel like Twitter is the best place for it because its about people I used to be friends with.

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

@delaneyhuesgen First two albums 🔥🔥

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@MissEmmaCate Were u there

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@MoshJassie Christian Singles**

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@MoshJassie Prof pic

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@MikeFalzone https://t.co/cc7YgDW6nI

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

Running sound at a church this morning and the staff members next to me are talking about this app that lets you watch the clean version of Jack Ryan which “takes out all the bad words and one scene of nudity”

[selfawaresadboy @johnlowells]

@ncl_vrz We know you love dunkin ok