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[Opulence! @Theopulenceman]

Fixing the road is your job. It is not a gift, and it’s not a personal favour to any Nigerian. It is literally why you were appointed Minister of Works.

If the road is bad, you fix it. If the bridge needs work, you fix it without calling a press conference. That is your damn job, you gotta do it.

The fact that basic government responsibility has become something politicians expect citizens to celebrate like a miracle is exactly why people need to wake up in 2027 and vote out these retarded politicians out of power.

Do the damn job. Nigerians don’t owe you a monument for doing exactly what you were appointed to do.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

I was on radio around 2014, leading to the 2015 elections, Alhaji Lai Mohammed was our regular guest, almost everything done by Jonathan was criticized vigorously, then people accused us in the media of leaning towards APC, all we did was to hold government accountable.
The same APC members that called us wonderful for holding government accountable, now call us opposition members for holding the APC government accountable.

[Dr Oludayo Sokunbi @Oludeewon]

An Igbo man is speaking pure Hausa to pay tribute to a Yoruba man.

God will punish whoever invented tribalism to divide us as Nigerians 🇳🇬.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“I’m a driver and I sleep under this bridge everyday. I drive a big man in Lagos here, a Lexus,he knows I live under this bridge but he doesn’t care. Politicians only need us during elections like this, after the election,they abandon us. We’re suffering but I’ll vote Tinubu”

Man living under bridge in Lagos says 🤦‍♂️

[MckenzieDesigns @Johnluv23]

@DubemIsaac @prince_dc21__ Oh boy, Una dense for this app gan oooooo

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“If someone can destr0y a country in 3 years, another good man can do it better for jusy 1 year. Gowon ruled for 9 years, Gen Murtala Muhammed repaired it in just 6 months. So if your tribe person can't give you a better life, allow Peter Obi to give you a better country. The future of your children is very important”

Nollywood actor, Laide olabanji continues his support for Peter Obi

[ÓMÒÉLÉRÍNJÁRÉ @omoelerinjare]

One tribe voted en bloc for Obasanjo 🗳

The same tribe delivered bloc votes to Umaru Yar’Adua 🗳

They backed Goodluck Jonathan without flinching.

They paid the price for supporting Atiku in 2019.

This tribe refused to vote APC — neither Buhari nor Tinubu — even after being hounded for putting all their eggs in one basket 🧺. They didn’t care.

Love them or hate them, that tribe has consistently voted for what they saw as the best choice on the ballot in every presidential election 🗳

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

$5:499 per gallon equals $1.099 per liter.
$1.099 per liter equals ~N1,500 per litre.

So they are buying fuel at practically the same price as Nigerians.

Minimum wage in USA, working 8hrs a day for 5days a week: $1,256.67 (N1,671,371).

Minimum wage in Nigeria, working 8hrs a day for 5days a week: N70,000 ($54).

Amount of fuel US minimum wage can buy in USA: 1,143 Liters

Amount of fuel Nigeria minimum wage can buy in Nigeria: 53 Liters

Thank you for confirming that you, him and all your APConfraternity members are interplanetary buffoons.

[Uncle K! 🗡 🔴⚫ @MilanKore]

This is BAT's legacy, the Lagos they built. Crazy people

I hate them with all my life
Reason I'd never give them my hard earned money

And also, they do not add any benefits to the society. Just violence and robbery.

[Akin Ifeanyi Agunbiade @Akin_Agunbiade]

The only ideas public university administrators have for revenue generation are school fees, bakery and pure water factory.

He no dey pass those three.

Nothing like endowment funds, converting their vast lands to startup parks or leasing them to manufacturers who can engage students with internships.

Bunch of stupid professors running Nigeria's educational system.

[ÓMÒÉLÉRÍNJÁRÉ @omoelerinjare]

I’ve seen people circulating “starter packs” for the 2027 election, especially among Peter Obi supporters like myself.

Tinubu is not depending on votes. He wants to announce himself winner before collation is even completed.

He has positioned the DSS and other security agencies to suppress any resistance.

But if Nigerians come out together in their millions, no national security force will slaughter a million of its own people standing in the streets for what is right.

The only way to stop Tinubu is for millions of us to occupy the streets and collation centres.

[MckenzieDesigns @Johnluv23]

@kizitoneski @Motion_Boy_ Finally, someone that say all of the series and can speak objectively.
Jane wey stubborn dieeeee

[MckenzieDesigns @Johnluv23]

@Motion_Boy_ Cap bro…..
you didnt watch Mentalistx if not, you’d know he’s got his weaknesses.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

All your problems are your own fault. Your lack of discipline. Your lack of confidence. Your lack of responsibility. Your lack of ability to make decisions. Stop complaining. Change now.

[Jbkeys @Jbkeyss]

TAKE NOTE OF THR FOLLOWING JUST IN CASE!!!!!!

When you want you to write a statement at the POLICE station or EFCC or law enforcement office;

1. Don't leave blank spaces, cross a line over any blank space left once you are done.

2. Remember to put full stop once you are done writing and sign at the front of that full stop.

3. If you are forced to write a statement against yourself.
DON'T WORRY, at the signature part.
Just add UD as part of your signature (meaning under Duress)

4. It is not a WAEC answer sheet where you must fill up all the page, write what you know only and cross line on the space remaining.

5. Don't agree to write a statement when your lawyer or someone you trust is not there.
If they force you to write, remember (number 3 point.)

6. Avoid answering unnecessary questions when your lawyer is not there.
You have the right to remain silent, cos anything you say can be used against you in court

7. If POLICE send you invitation during weekend, try tell dem say you go show face on Monday as you are out of town for now, cos they will probably detain you till Monday before they can transfer you to court if the matter is the one the type they need to transfer to court

8. Don't forget to share this p0st

9. Sign on every page of the paper, not just the final page

10. If there is a mistake when writing, cross it out cleanly, write the correction, and place your initials directly beside the alteration.

Happy taco Tuesday 🎉

[MckenzieDesigns @Johnluv23]

@alexblac_ink Patrick isn’t a psychic(like he’s always stated), he is an highly intelligent person that is capable of reading people and using it for his advantage. That counts as highly intelligent in my book.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Dispatch Rider Speaks Out Over Delay In PVC Collection

“Last month, I went to Eti-Osa LGA in Lagos to request for my Permanent Voter’s Card (PVC). I was told it was not ready and that I should come back the following month.

I returned today, more than a month later, only to be told that they are still not distributing the PVCs. I don’t know what INEC and APC are doing. Nigerians should not keep quiet about this.”

— Dispatch rider

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

If Pablo successfully rigs the 2027 election, this will be your future for the next 4 years. You will continue to experience nonsense from Tony.

[MckenzieDesigns @Johnluv23]

@youdontkno9le @mrjoshuasamps0n @Wizarab10 Even me ooooo

[Dr Aloy Chife @ChifeDr]

The first ever tarmac (tarred) road in Anam was built by Peter Obi.

He was also with us during the cataclysmic flood, wading through the floodwater, feeling our pain.

Unquestionably, Peter Obi is the best governor in the history of Anambra state