John Mark Henderson

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

@buzzbrainard I think this is what “Jeep People” do with a cracked windshield

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

How ironic, a man with a dollar sign tattoo on his forehead just asked me for money at a gas station.

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

Can we just cancel 2020 and move right on into 2021?

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

@best_bros Problem: Rioters are destroying historical buildings and monuments and Police aren’t stopping them.
Solution: Military

Simple as that

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

Can we at least get the XFL back? I don’t even think they have fans so should be good.

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

@ZPoole02 @netflix Yup! This Friday.

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

Any chance we can get Ozark Season 3 released a few days early? @netflix

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

Shots fired @perkchicken

[Cody’s Thoughts 💬 @Codysthoughts_]

The milk fridge at Winn Dixie out here looking like the @AtlantaFalcons trophy case #WhoDatNation #saintsfan #Covid_19

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

Just wanted to announce that I have graduated from shower beers to shower wine bottles. #issalit

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

@AyJay_OhBeer Apparently so. I’m just trying to do hood rat stuff with my friends.

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

Is it safe to go outside yet?

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

Shower beers are a necessity 🍺

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

People that play on their phones shouldn’t be allowed to be the first car stopped at a red light.

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

23 years later #AlanJackson #SmoothieKingCtr

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

@Kaepernick7 He was a terrorist you dumbass. You’re an absolute idiot.

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

I don’t understand how an iPhone is more expensive than an iPad?

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

@Biaggi4NY So you’re saying the US is 98% farm land? You’re possibly the stupidest person on planet Earth.

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

I’m legit almost out of hurricane snacks and the storm hasn’t even made landfall yet.

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

If you interrupt a video I’m watching on Facebook with a political ad, just know, I’m not voting for you.

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

@perkchicken @MrGibBS04 Why are “they” denied modern technology?

[John Mark Henderson @johnmarkh18]

It’s 2019, yet this dude is out here with an extension cord weed eater.