John Martz

Illustrator / Book Designer / Sourpuss

[John Martz @johnmartz]

The Venga Bus is coming from inside the house.

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Look for me where the sky is blue.

[Bartleby @lindynap]

Getting radicalized by the quality of writing and illustrations in old children’s books

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Open the schools

[Fitzy Mo Peña @FitzyMoPena]

No one has ever been dunked on harder than Woody when this dude hit him with the “HOWDY HOWDY HOWDYYYY”

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Me, still on X, formerly Twitter

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

What’s your favorite opening title card in a film? 🎥

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Photos don't do it justice. I simply gotta go down there and see this thing myself on a tiny screen.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The first photo of the OceanGate Titan sub wreckage on the ocean floor has been released.

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@sophiepaaslang @idontlikemunday Hmmm, is this your way of telling me I should go as Evan for Halloween??

[maddie @payphoneexhibit]

a 10/10 burger beats a 10/10 hot dog BUT a 5/10 hot dog beats a 5/10 burger

[The Public Domain Review @PublicDomainRev]

For #NationalPigeonDay, some very fancy pigeons courtesy of Emil Schachtzabel's Illustriertes Prachtwerk sämtlicher Taubenrassen (1906). More here: https://t.co/xI5yKfTIGj

[arvo färt @arvofart]

This is why people who impotently rage about modern art love to pretend like people who like it are lying for clout: if you allow yourself to comprehend that people sincerely love this stuff, you start becoming curious. If you become curious, you might change your mind.

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Why I'm still on Twitter

[Ubu Kung @UbuKung]

'I use technology in order to hate it properly' - Nam June Paik

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Me barreling down Fury Road in this bad boy…

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the nes soundchip: beep bloop crunch crunch :)))

the genesis soundchip:

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Visit scenic Toronto

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

if you need me i’ll be at the play area and cholera burial ground

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Sam Altman unfamiliar with Tom Waits vs. Frito-Lay

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With years of lived experience, I now have the wisdom to know that some diggity is inevitable.

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I have a strict zero diggity policy.

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Not even ten minutes back in the country before we started complaining about Toronto transit. That’s how you know you’re home.

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The nice thing about AI is that all the cost savings on labor will certainly be passed down to the consumer.

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“Fear is the mind-killer,” I tell myself, placing my hands into the Dyson Airblade.