John-Michael Carlton

Call me an asshole, and I may not correct you.

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

Thank you gameofthrones @hbo for an epic show and a beautiful ending to it all. Well done 😌 #got #gameofthrones #daenerys #dragon #hbo #throne @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/AHrqxkNFoU

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

Thank you @GameOfThrones for creating a beautiful ending to the most amazing show to ever, ever. You guys rock.

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

@GameOfThrones what are you guys doing?! I'm glad you all partnered up with CW. There's nothing better than a predictable show. #edsheeran

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

I really love you @edsheeran but please get the fuck off my show. #GameOfThones #what

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

What is it about a Southwest flight you just don't ever want it to end? #ballin #SkyBus #gross

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

I noticed you "liked" my photo. You must be in the bathroom. #DailyDouche

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

Girls be like, "I'm a pocket of sunshine on a dark night." #DailyDouche #gross #girlsbelike #why

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

There's ups and there's downs, but the downs seem to hit the hardest. Of course that makes sense because, fuck you gravity. #DailyDouche

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

Booked a national commercial today! #actorlife #happy #LA #awesome

[Colin Jost @ColinJost]

.@TWC_Help Where should I follow you? To Mordor? What's your exact address?

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

Great time working on @PlayingHouseUSA with @Jessica_StClair and @lennonparham these girls are amazing! #comedy

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

@merrmacorn haha just saw this!

[Riverside Guys @RiversideGuys]

Happy Friday and Happy Mother's Day! Check out the video we made for all the sweet moms out there! https://t.co/I6QwpsQ5No

[Riverside Guys @RiversideGuys]

May the 4th be With You! Featuring @galligator @JohnMichaelJMC and @_ChristianWolf #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay https://t.co/ITzO56D5mx

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

Humming Christmas songs year round, now that is true happiness. #DailyDouche #christmas #Happiness #songs

[Riverside Guys @RiversideGuys]

Our first episode is out! https://t.co/LA7uYIjWxd with @galligator @JohnMichaelJMC and @_ChristianWolf

[Christian Wolf @_ChristianWolf]

Being creative with @galligator and @JohnMichaelJMC #sketch #acting #filmmaking #GameOfThrones

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

@WalterMitty The Secret Life of Walter Mitty never gets old. It is a fine wine of films. #amazing #inspiring

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

Social media, a place where even teenagers can give life advice. #DailyDouche #experience #knowledge #LiveLaughLove #EveryGirlsWall

[John-Michael Carlton @JohnMichaelJMC]

If everyone likes you, you're doing it wrong. #DailyDouche #BeDifferent #Actors