John Michael White

Is all about New Labour, #nffc, #threelions, #veganism, Brett Anderson, Morrissey, physics, Star Trek, @prodnose, and thinking tea, lovely tea, solves most ills

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

Footballers who pretend to be more hurt than they are should be forced to visit an 8 year old child who's dressed up as a doctor on the side of the pitch, and only be allowed to come back on when said child is bored of using their toy stethoscope and bandages on them. #WorldCup

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@lukejcr Come on Luke, you heard him, some of his best Mums are women.

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

I'm really so very happy with my new gift, with profound apologies to Lorelei that it shall only ever be used for delicious tea.

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@hoffman_noa Congratulations!

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

As always, in an ecosystem where everything is about generating heat, Alan is a beacon of light.

[Coach House Chambers @HouseChambers]

Who sets the tariffs in murder cases?

(It's not the Sentencing Council)

https://t.co/DwljEr5Vqp

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@mattforde Taste? Rare! Damn swipy text thing.

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@mattforde Taste I think you're wrong Matt, but I loath that song! Always seemed like a piss take of working class football fans by middle class artists.

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@mattforde Already had my first tournament anxiety dreams...

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@NFFC_JD Matej Vydra btw. Bleddy nuisance he was.

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@NFFC_JD That Christmas game where Jordan Rhodes got a first half hat trick against us, despite having not scored all season, to get his first Sheff Wednesday goals in 20 months, and then only scoring once again all season, was the historical peak of "always scores against us".

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

This piece suggests that because a German hotel had had a bad week with fake bookings, they somehow, when they *meant* to say, “sorry can we just run an ID verification check?” said instead “No Jews allowed”.
An easy mistake to make I guess.
NARRATOR: This is not an easy mistake to make.

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@KAkosombo @Helmholtz180 @stusfootyflash Kweku Akosombo, brave, sweet, twitter warrior fighting a lonely fight for truth as he sees it...

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@LastBlairite @perayahmet We agree on far more than we disagree, including our personal judgement on Burnham, but facts are facts. No leader as viscerally unpopular as Starmer has *ever* recovered their personal ratings. No leader that unpopular can ever win an election. Fair or unfair, he's loathed.

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@KAkosombo @Helmholtz180 @stusfootyflash On one side Clough, Ferguson, Robson, Venables, Dalglish, Keegan. On the other, Kweku Akosombo, brave, sweet, twitter warrior fighting a lonely fight for truth as he sees it...

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@KAkosombo @Helmholtz180 @stusfootyflash And yet somehow he was coveted by some of the greatest managers football has seen, is a national hero, beloved by all, respected by everyone he played with and against. So I suppose he'll just have to learn to cope with the disappointment that you think differently.

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@thomasutrI @febbo93 Wow! You must have had a brilliant side, to be better than a promotion team in every position. How'd you get on? You win the league by 20 points?

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@febbo93 @thomasutrI In 18/19 we took 4 points off Derby.

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@Helmholtz180 @KAkosombo @stusfootyflash Was and is widely said, but Soccerbase has him on exactly 100 pro club goals. Either way if you include England it's over 100, and that's before you think of how many he must have scored for Wealdstone.
https://t.co/AghzohyiOM

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@montie @DAaronovitch @policy_uk @BTP A lot can happen in ten years...
https://t.co/pduzeUmeo7

[Tim Montgomerie 🇬🇧 @montie]

The many leading Ukippers defending/excusing Trump - including Farage himself - are as politically inexplicable as they are ethically dodgy

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@Helmholtz180 @KAkosombo @stusfootyflash Di Matteo, great midfielder though he was, only managed 30 odd goals in his entire career. Maldini, brilliant as he was, averaged 1 goal a season. Pearce, over 100 career goals from full back, who Alex Ferguson tried to sign multiple times, "shit" apparently.

[John Michael White @johnmichaelw]

@KAkosombo @Helmholtz180 @stusfootyflash Brian Clough's captain for best part of a decade, multiple trophies, top 3 finishes, World Cup semi under Bobby Robson, Euros semi under Venables, scored more goals in a good season than most full backs manage in their career. "Shit"? Yer daft bollock.
https://t.co/HE8yRKzTiZ