John Murphy

the shit hath hitith the fan...ith. inspired by @bellamybthinks

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

@wanderingstiles @TheIoniousJaha it's going wells. Oops did that slip out

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

I like big guns and I cannot lie 😏✌️

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

I’m a funny guy most of the time. Lately my life has been a little stressful though idk, the jokes just haven’t been rolling in

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

Raven could probably find a way to land this thing on Earth if she had to, I’m not worried

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

Well, shit

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

Bellamy deserves that cup let’s be real

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

Why do I feel like Monty is already sympathizing with a bunch of frozen dudes more than with me

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

Captain’s chair, I call dibs

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

@TheIoniousJaha Say hi to wells

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

Okay but what do you guys think of my hair? I think space has been good to me except the whole fight and break up with my girlfriend hahahaaaaa

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

Space is pretty chill. No seriously it's freezing up here when's Raven gonna fix the heat

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

So... That bunker is sounding really sweet right about now

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

@wellsjthinks you snooze you lose, bud

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

You rang? #Murphamy https://t.co/DJ7N5JotUr

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

#GiveBellamyBlakeABoyfriend

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

Also ew guys the human heart feels super weird

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

Clarphy and Murphamy are finally back together. Clarphamy?

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

Love. Love will keep us together. Think of me babe whenever

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

I still don't see how beating the crap out of me was supposed to prepare us for Earth. We didn't even know grounders existed yet. Thx pike

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

I'm a delinquent too guys

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

Real talk for a moment. There are different kinds of rape. Threatening to kill someone if they don't have sex with you is not consent.

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

okay dad you're allowed to forget that i exist but when i forget to do my chores its "irresponsible" and you're "sending me to earth???"