wells jaha

didn't deserve to dye

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

we're happy

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

i be waiting for bellamy to snag himself a boyfriend but it has yet to happen smh

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

can somebody tell bellamy that octavia is alive before i spontaneously combust from stress

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

wht the fuck is a "ski kru????" we going skiing or ??????

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

jaha: the last airbender sounds nice! and you've already got the bald head! dad just put a blue arrow on your forehead and you're set!!

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

i can't believe im still here rotting in purgatory

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

i remember how this happened from my history classes on the ark! trump was elected president and then started the nuclear war! alie who?

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

why didnt anybody date me i mean anytime someone would say "hey, how are you" they could have answered with "im doing wells"

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

sorry i haven't said anything lately it's like ive been dead lolol

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

i was thinking more along the lines of #wellamy https://t.co/dz297tHWzt

[John Murphy @johnmthinks]

You rang? #Murphamy https://t.co/DJ7N5JotUr

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

#GiveBellamyBlakeABoyfriend

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

i finally got lexa to tell me how to say all of the curse words in trigedasleng

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

everyones so confused all the time lol i havent known what was going on since that little girl from the exorcist shoved a knife into my neck

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

clarke has killed more people than i have followers

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

when will you get this through your head. none of us are straight. raven isn't straight. bellamy isn't straight. im not straight

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

lincoln's arms are so much bigger in person

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

the didn't deserve it club is getting pretty big hm

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

the afterlife is getting kinda cramped.. can i send lexa back? is there a sale if i also send monroe, anya and gina back too?

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

lexa is so cool she doesn't even have a last name it's just lexa. like cher. or zendaya

[wells jaha @wellsjthinks]

okay dad you're allowed to forget that i exist but when i forget to do my chores its "irresponsible" and you're "sending me to earth???"