John

Just trying to be a decent husband, and the best dad to my cats that I can be

[Hank Hill @hankquotes]

I just think if you don't read the newspaper and the only TV you watch is the MTV you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

[Hank Hill @hankquotes]

She feels like a fool? I might as well be pedaling a giant jackass around the lake.

[Hank Hill @hankquotes]

Please return the garage door to it's factory pre-set down position.

[John @Johnndubya]

@DaleJr @NASCARonNBC You gonna get Steve to shut the hell up?

[John @Johnndubya]

@AaronWagner_ Now that I read your tweet again it makes more sense. I was referring to Maryland

[John @Johnndubya]

@AaronWagner_ Shooter used a handgun, nobodies blaming the gun. Funny how that works

[Corey Wise @Corey_w]

Excited to announce the release date of my debut single! "I Don't Get You" will be available on all platforms March 23rd. Thank you all for the support ✊

[John @Johnndubya]

@NASCAR_Wonka Steve park will win at rockingham

[John @Johnndubya]

@MountainDew @nicole_secrist9

[John @Johnndubya]

@mgunderground @jakinho17 to this day one of the best concerts I've seen.

[Chicago Dubs @warningtrackbar]

Stage winners at martinsville receive alarm clocks.

[John @Johnndubya]

@AaronWagner_ @Vegas

[John @Johnndubya]

When you're at the airport at 8 and the flight gets delayed til 12:10😡😡😡😡😡

[John @Johnndubya]

@markmartin welcome to wisconsin, unfortunately I can't make it

[John @Johnndubya]

In the 50s this weekend only means one thing, time to get back on that outdoor fitness game. #sunshinematters #fuckwinter #febheatwave

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Jim Kelly is the true GOAT

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Will Smith is now older than Uncle Phil was at the beginning of The Fresh Prince.

[Matt Busbice @MattBusbice]

This is a non-political post ... retweet if it was refreshing

[John @Johnndubya]

@AaronWagner_ simple, being adopted saved my life.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

For every retweet of this, Bell will donate 5 cents to Canadian Mental Health Programs, and I think that’s amazing. #BellLetsTalk