IPA enjoyer

i was once cc'd on an email to nancy pelosi. all these tweets are jokes

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

Seeing iPhone 12 trending from my iPhone 6

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

“I’m a big believer in work-life balance.”
- 28F Career student

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

Some things shouldn’t be written down

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

Governor Ivey hasn’t responded to my virtual coffee invitations all year :/

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

Not arguing with anyone that took graduation pictures at a campus bar

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

There’s always tomorrow

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

We need a 104% tariff on Ugg boots

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

“That guy has such a punch-able face”
- guy who has the same type of face

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

God grant me the strength to avoid women with substacks

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

@iAnonPatriot This “Lose Yourself” for white women with septum piercings

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

Today’s probably Spotify wrapped day

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

Sorry I’m late there was a kitten in the hood of my fucking car

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

If anyone needs me I’ll be carving curse words into a pumpkin

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite A$AP Rocky song

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

God I fucking love minding my own business

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

I fear we’re going to lose Mr. Feeny soon

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

Had an uncle that was buried in an Auburn helmet but that was because we couldn’t get it off

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

Casually saying “I’d be a bad pole vaulter” on the first date

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

Why am I the only person vaping on the treadmill

[IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go]

@mttmcgrth But how does it compare to beans on toast? 👀

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

It's Friday. Avoid the bookings beloved