johnny🌰 aka elon butts

i write and edit stuff for @11W and co-host the @elevendubcast. i'm not very good at it but i make oblique pop culture references so it all works out

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

@nathanfast @11W @ElevenDubcast nice, that's a good one, thx man

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

@JucheMane oh damn volume two is out, lfg

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

damn, this koyaanisqatsi remake goes hard

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

is this one of those insult to injury things

[GreggDoyelStar @GreggDoyelStar]

Column coming.

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

an eclipse really puts in perspective how bad it'd be if the sun blew up. definitely not something that i want to happen!!

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

think it's about time to return to pooh corner...

[Josh Poloha @JorshP]

Big Ten wins during the 2023-24 regular season:

Jake Diebler: 5
Chris Holtmann: 4
Juwan Howard: 3

Diebler took over for Ohio State six games ago.

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

me, thinking about VLPs (very large punters)

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

more like nick mclargehuge cuz he's a six foot seven punter who weighs 255 pounds

[Nick McLarty @nick_mclarty]

Officially Committed

[Big Ten Men's Basketball @B1GMBBall]

ZED KEY‼️

The senior opens his senior day with a gigantic flush. 😲

📺: CBS

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

@GoodNews_Please thanks!

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

rank the buckeyes you cowards

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

OHIO STATE STUNS MICHIGAN STATE AT THE BUZZER 🚨

[GeoCities GIF Bot @geocitiesgifbot]

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[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

lmao

[CBS Sports College Basketball 🏀 @CBSSportsCBB]

.@OhioStateHoops 👀

[Jared Sullinger Sr. @Jared_Sully0]

Jake Diebler gonna handle his business today. You can favorite this tweet

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

idk what holtmann did to justify this kind of love from coaches that are actually good and successful, but damn i hope my dumb ass gets a patron that blindly loyal at some point in my life

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

at one point last season (in year *six* of his tenure), holtmann lost 15 of 18 games and missed the tournament. a year later and his team has lost 9 of 11 and will almost certainly miss the tournament again.

losing can be part of a culture too, man. sheesh!

[Bucknuts @Bucknuts247]

"After three years at Duke, I'd be fired."

Former #Duke coaching legend Mike Krzyzewski reacts to #OhioState firing Chris Holtmann.
https://t.co/xNHG71fPlk

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

seven seasons, three tournament wins. gotta give him credit!

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

football is cool

[johnny🌰 aka elon butts @johnny11w]

i live in a geodesic dome in the deepest part of lake superior, like sandy squirrel but ugly