Johnny Hendrickson

The Jester of Tortuga

[ESPN @espn]

Adam Silver says the NBA will implement an AI automated system to review calls.

(via @patmcafeeshow)

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Me: “Can you please print this black and white document?”

My printer: “Whilst my cyan is depleted? Are you insane?”

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

Let’s just say George RR Martin isn’t the only one who’s written 1,200 pages of Winds of Winter. We’ll see who finishes first Georgie boy @GRRMspeaking

[Alex @ac13alex]

Boston, we will miss you.
Gracias for making us part of you. #RedSoxNation, you are the ❤️ of that team, keep believing, you really care and that’s what pushes everyone in the @RedSox to give it all day in and day out.
With respect and love
AC

[Clemson Superfan (Jordan Spieth Defender) @SuperfanClemson]

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

[Raconteur Press, LLC @raconteur_press]

Oh, good. It's not just me.

[Johnny Hendrickson @johnny_h781]

hey what the fuck

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

Three sources tell 60 Minutes that undercover agents purchased a miniaturized microwave weapon from a Russian criminal network. Secret U.S. military lab testing of the device on rats and sheep has resulted in symptoms similar to Havana Syndrome, a confidential source says. https://t.co/APrnWVh6FP

[All Things MN @allthingsmn]

Laughed audibly.

[Doug Kyed @DougKyed]

Absolutely shameful and ridiculous

[Johnny Hendrickson @johnny_h781]

@stacycay I know wow how crazy of him to assume that she was at least 21 since she was in a 21+ club

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Robert De Niro: “I’m gonna say one thing: Fuck Trump!" #GoldenGlobes

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city, obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Andy Serkis recording The Lord of the Rings audiobook, casually shifting into pure unhinged brilliance about 25 seconds in.

[Michael Main @MichaelMain__]

"Damn that brotha can play ... When I got the newspaper the next morning and I saw Larry's picture? I said damn!"

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[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

Okay this wins

[Zito @_Zeets]

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.