Johnny 🅿️armesan

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[Johnny 🅿️armesan @johnny_parmesan]

My horny ass should NOT use Twitter at work

[Johnny 🅿️armesan @johnny_parmesan]

Come get folded like a quesadilla Daddy needs his hog washed

[Johnny 🅿️armesan @johnny_parmesan]

@HESSB96 Rounders for the game

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@daily_romania Doctors and Lawyers!

[Johnny 🅿️armesan @johnny_parmesan]

Ever since men stopped putting hands on women they’ve been out of control

[Johnny 🅿️armesan @johnny_parmesan]

Women come and go but I cum and stay for cuddles

[Johnny 🅿️armesan @johnny_parmesan]

If I beat that pussy up is you gon tell him on me?

[Johnny 🅿️armesan @johnny_parmesan]

It ain’t gay to jerk my weiner, but it’s gay to jerk my bro’s. Someone please explain the difference. I’m confused and all alone.

[Johnny 🅿️armesan @johnny_parmesan]

Have my babies LuLu

[jack @jack_bfr]

This may be the greatest Luther Burden edit in all of mankind.

[Johnny 🅿️armesan @johnny_parmesan]

@JJWatt Unzip and start cranking hawg

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@VolsAF Preach!

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@_GlobeObserver Hahahahaa

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@HuffPost “USA! USA! USA!” I yell while the gestapo pin me down and force me to take SSRIs

[Johnny 🅿️armesan @johnny_parmesan]

RE: pervs and losers

[Johnny 🅿️armesan @johnny_parmesan]

Feeding her nut and lasagna

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He was mid jestergooning when a group of FOIDs came and spiked his cortisol.

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

I never want to hear that drake Maye is better than Caleb ever again

[Johnny 🅿️armesan @johnny_parmesan]

WAIT FOR ME

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@NicholasLissack @Keir_Starmer Hahaha butt